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23 August 2007

It's "the ultimate in style, comfort and extreme combat protection" Now that's how to prove how much you love your child. Shoot at it with an automatic rifle *sighs*.
Once again, an article that reads like it should have come from the pages of The Onion.

One happy Texan customer gushes: 'My baby survived a freak hunting accident last autumn thanks to this.'
posted by BoringPostcards 23 August | 09:12
Ha... I get it. This is a promo site for this movie. Is the Metro in on the joke, or were they fooled?
posted by BoringPostcards 23 August | 09:17
I like this sentence best (italics mine): "After a ten-second burst, the American picked up the unharmed infant and smiled for the camera." Well, duhhh!

From the same site, don't miss this very important, late-breaking story: Mum cradled dying boy after BMX shooting. But for great headlines, you can't beat Dwarf glued penis to Hoover.

Also, I like the fact that Rip Torn is sternly warning me about the dangers of prostate cancer.
posted by Atom Eyes 23 August | 09:19
i've always really liked Clive Owen. He's a great actor. i hope he's not going full Nick Cage on us.
posted by ethylene 23 August | 09:30
When my kid reached a certain age, I used to say that, if I had it to do over again, I'd have gotten for her:

1. An ear thermometer (to avoid sticking the tube of glass up her butt)

2. A jogging stroller.

I would like to edit this list now, thank you.
posted by danf 23 August | 09:35
I don't really like Clive Owen, but I think Giamatti is the bee's knees, even when he makes terrible movie choices. I saw a preview for this movie last night, and I was a bit skeptical. BUT, it's an action movie that's rated R (rare these days as producers try to capture the teenaged male demographic), and it looks to be a little tongue-in-cheek, so it might be excellent.
posted by muddgirl 23 August | 09:37
Shoot'em Up
posted by chuckdarwin 23 August | 09:47
Paul Giamatti kicks ass. It takes a lot of faith in an actor for me to even consider that this Christmas film might actually be funny, as it's everything I would normally cringe at.
posted by miss lynnster 23 August | 10:26
miss lynnster, that "Fred Claus" trailer almost ran me and my better half out of the theater while we were waiting for the Harry Potter movie to start. It looks heinous. I don't think even Giamatti could save that one.
posted by BoringPostcards 23 August | 10:29
it still amazes me that you need a licence to have a dog, but any fucktard can have baby.
posted by Wilder 23 August | 14:26
Overheard in Athens... || eyebrow shaping for guyz!1

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