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12 August 2007

Reasons to have sex and reasons not to. [More:]

#32:
Reason I didn’t want to: Because he was an idiot.

Reason I did: Because I am an idiot.

— Posted by Michelle
#64

I don’t want to because I’ve had a total hysterectomy and don’t crave it: biochemical theory has something to it! Plus, my man has cancer, and although I know this is not supposed to be contagious, a lot still needs to be learned about viruses. Life is actually much more peaceful and happy without sex!
posted by mudpuppie 12 August | 17:23
#122

Of all women only 30% actually enjoy sex and thus pursue having more of it with their patterns. However these women are made to feel inferior about themselves and their natural desires by the remaining 70% who would much rather shop for that one particular shirt pant or shoe than to have sex with the man of their dreams.

And the women who dispute this are part of that 70%.

As a man why do I have sex, for the unadulterated unbound anamalistic passion that occurs between two people when they engage in the act.

— Posted by shah


What?
posted by LoriFLA 12 August | 18:53
#317...I was pregnant, and overdue. The doctor told me an orgasm would probably set off contractions and send me into labor. And he was right.

#336...My wife of 52 years died, but I have a full-time lover right here at the retirement home...we both take hormone replacements and continue an active love life into our eighties..


#317 actually worked for me, too, with my second son overdue and all. And #336 gives me something to look forward to as I age!
posted by redvixen 12 August | 18:59
I think my favorite is:

I was really, really desperate for some air conditioning.

— Posted by anon
posted by mudpuppie 12 August | 19:48
If you get a woman all aroused and don't let her fulfill her needs, you cause severe pain and could cause real damage. She might not be able to have kids.
-Flight of the Conchords
posted by puke & cry 12 August | 19:51
That is sooo true.
posted by ethylene 12 August | 20:08
I stole that from your comment here a couple days ago, eth :)
posted by puke & cry 12 August | 20:11
i think they say climax.

i gave away all my sex points in case i want kids. i was having too much sex and people keep yelling at me about ruining the curve.
i think mats took them all.
posted by ethylene 12 August | 20:18
only 30% actually enjoy sex and thus pursue having more of it with their patterns

Wow. That's a new one to me. Butterick or Simplicity? Cut or uncut?
posted by tangerine 12 August | 21:02
Our midwife took a shot a #317. . .there was this giant bathtub in the hospital and she sent us in there. . .in retrospect, probably thinking that we'd make love. We were both too stressed by the long labor to pick up on this. Hence, another 24 hours of labor.

I had my gameboy along, though.









just kidding
posted by danf 12 August | 21:21
#489

"What, I need a reason?"

posted by jason's_planet 12 August | 23:31
I found out that she still uses AOL.
posted by mudpuppie 12 August | 23:46
Funky shower curtains || I'm coming to the East Coast at the start of October.

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