Good to hear from ya, grace...

Large and ever-spreading arse? Me too! I need mine for balance, or my fat belly will tip me forward.

Good luck with the speechifying! Sounds exciting, anyway.

Sorry you're still feeling fucked. How often are you seeing your therapist?

Don't worry about the arse. Many men like a nice big arse.

For midges: Aloe Skin-so-soft kills the bastards as soon as they land on you, doesn't smell bad and actually works unlike most repellents.

1)The Glory That is Jonmc's Butt is fine as ever, if a little sweaty.
2)we were swamped today. some lady left us with roughly 700 gazillion clearance books that it was my responsibility to price and find a home for.
3) my feet hurt, but I'm 'cyced' for the Cyclones.

1. Weighed myself yesterday for the first time in about a year and, apparently, I have an ever-expanding arse too.
2. Have to do something about #1, because this is the heaviest I have ever been in my life.
3. Unfortunately, I'm lazy.

*wuffles arse*

1 - Erm, yours, BGOG, not my own.

2 - Which has always been pleasantly ample.

3 - In a wide kinda way, not a j-lo way.

1. While i'm sure you all poop precious precious ambergris, count me out of this, this "butt whuffling"--

2. On one of the many unpleasant things that are quite so very fucked, i'm afraid the Bees will never get to the doctor, i will never see her again, and i cannot even think of her because it always instantly makes me cry, more reliably than menthol in the eyes.

3. There are so many thing i wish to spare you all. And my schedule is all over the place. And any wounds near the mouth suck because they can't stay still enough to heal well.

i want to unclog every pore in my body.
i want to beat people with sticks.
i wish this was all PMS related.
Maybe it is.
If lots of people and things disappear because i get my period, i apologize in advance.

jonmc: FOOT RUBS. Give your standing all day teacher wife one and have her give your standing all day retail guy self one. They are AWESOME!