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07 August 2007

So someone was asking when does a banana protector NOT look like a sex toy... →[More:]

and I think I've found it.

post by: Specklet at: 16:33 | 24 comments

You could also keep your Hello Kitty vibrator in there.

posted by interrobang 07 August | 16:36

That image needs a NSFW tag.

posted by seanyboy 07 August | 16:51

Not the vibrator, but the "banana protector". You should be ashamed of yourself.
Pure Filth.

posted by seanyboy 07 August | 16:52

*hangs filthy head in shame*

Am I so bad as to deserve a spanking?

posted by Specklet 07 August | 16:54

The protector is cute, but too small for some bananas.

posted by BoringPostcards 07 August | 17:00

i can see the other one as being used for by doms for dissallowing penile pleasure.

Being spanked by someone who doesn't know what their doing isn't better than having sex with some who doesn't know what they are doing.

Maybe restraints are in order.
Unless you're top banana.

posted by ethylene 07 August | 17:03

Am I so bad as to deserve a spanking?

Arggghhhhh! Too much innuendo.

Before I entered into this thread I was an innocent.

to recap: Arggghhhhh!

posted by seanyboy 07 August | 17:07

Cover your ears and eyes, boy, and get your woman to shield your privates.
"We eschew your coy double entrendre for the more lascivious single entendre."

Where's the big bunch?

posted by ethylene 07 August | 17:13

*makes ethylene another cocktail*

this could get interesting

posted by danf 07 August | 17:29

Am I so bad as to deserve a spanking?

I think that goes without saying.

posted by puke & cry 07 August | 17:29

We need some music for this mix, man.
i have some The Arrogants on i never listened to that are in this machine.

posted by ethylene 07 August | 17:32

how do you say "banana hammock" in japanese?

posted by syntax 07 August | 17:33

Here, check it out.

posted by ethylene 07 August | 17:35

バナナのハンモック

posted by Specklet 07 August | 17:41

You know if you get a woman all aroused and don't let her fulfill her needs, you cause severe pain and could cause real damage. i could not be able to have kids.
(thank you Conchords for pointing that out.)

posted by ethylene 07 August | 19:43

what the hell is going on here

posted by cmonkey 07 August | 20:14

It's a banana cover judging contest.

posted by ethylene 07 August | 20:19

i cover my bananas with tinfoil. cheap, easy, and fun.

posted by cmonkey 07 August | 20:29

That's the "banana" protector for me!

posted by me3dia 07 August | 21:58

cheap, easy, and fun.

Is this the cmonkey slogan?
Does c stand for cheapdate, monkey?

posted by ethylene 07 August | 22:43

Nah, my slogan is just "cheap and easy". Tinfoil adds the fun.

posted by cmonkey 07 August | 23:35

On the other hand, you need to be careful when you protect your banana with tinfoil. Hurts the teeth, don't you know?

posted by dg 07 August | 23:46

Making a teeny tiny itty bitty hat might be fun.
Watch out for dg. He uses his teeth.

posted by ethylene 07 August | 23:52

Well, not necessarily so teeny tiny ;-)

Is there any other way than using your teeth? I'm confused.

posted by dg 08 August | 00:53

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