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07 August 2007

OMG Anti Monkey Butt Powder!

post by: plinth at: 15:32 | 10 comments

The perfect birthday gift.

posted by arse_hat 07 August | 16:08

I actually saw some of that in a ritzy soap store. I laughed my little monkey ass off.

posted by Specklet 07 August | 16:16

What are the symptoms of monkey butt?

posted by ethylene 07 August | 16:19

I'm not sure, but I'll bet you have to use some of this when you get it.

The odd thing is, I just now stumbled across that in an unrelated way.

posted by Specklet 07 August | 16:36

Saw this stuff in the local hardware. Several will be sent as gifts by years end.

posted by MonkeyButter 07 August | 16:52

Eponysterical.

posted by Specklet 07 August | 16:59

http://antimonkeybutt.com/ says:

it's a blue collar term used by [motorcycle] riders to describe the soreness, itching and redness that occurs when you ride and sweat on a motorcycle for hours. If your butt is so sore that you have to walk bowlegged like a monkey, you have Monkey Butt!

posted by small_ruminant 07 August | 17:01

That's pretty gross. Reminds of the time I got prickly heat rash in an er, delicate area.

posted by Specklet 07 August | 17:12

All that "jeep butt" stuff on many an askme thread makes me so glad to be naturally hairless 'cept for my head.
That funky junk stuff have me the metaphoric willies for a while, too.

posted by ethylene 07 August | 17:15

Doesn't anyone use baby powder any more?!

posted by deborah 07 August | 20:09

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