yeah, but you'd wear it as a badge of pride so defeating the purpose!! So how are you disciplined in your office, not this ritual humiliation I bet!

Unfortunately for my Boss, I can't be disciplined. The only thing that's keeping me on the straight and narrow is my sense of duty. There's nothing he can threaten me with, and a whole lot I can threaten him with. It's a source of frustration to him that I basically do what I want to. (Luckily, what I want to do is do the right thing by him, and work the hours I'm contracted to work (plus a few more); Unluckily, this does not involve me getting to work on time or wearing smart clothes.)

This is possibly coming to a head though. I allowed a customer to download CSV files of their data yesterday because they want to change systems away from us. There's no way in hell I'm gonna deprive anyone from getting to their data. He's mad as all hell with me about this. I don't really care. I did what was morally right and I suspect I did what was best for the company.

so that's why you went looking at unusual forms of office punishments!!

I bet you can't wait to suggest it to him, LOL!

That would be awesome. LOL indeed.
I think he'd explode if I suggested it, but it'd be worth it.

"Let people guess what they have done..."

That asshole only made enough pancakes for Fifi, Tracy, and Mimmy!