I now semiofficially hate cats. One of the neighborhood gang of semistray cats was in my neighbor's back yard this morning, in possession of a bird.
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I walked over to the fence to see what the cat had, which was a mistake. The bird was still alive. And the cat was treating it as a cat toy.
The bird alternated trying to play dead with frantically struggling and hollering.
I hung out the laundry (which was the reason I was outside.) When I went in, the bird was...still alive.
I hate that cat.
And the kicker is, when that bird is digested it will probably be pooped out into MY YARD.