But there is bunny feet and bunny butthole.

Just go pull someone already.
Go into a bookstore. Go up to some guy very discreetly.
Tell him in a low voice and in no uncertain terms, "You'll meet me outside in fifteen minutes."

i'll give you a dollar.

No, really.
A whole dollar from a poor person. That's a lot.

I'm working on it, eth. Plans to get me laid are well beyond the ideas stage at this point.

That needs to tidy its butthole.
The Bees had the most adorable vagina, little tiny thing. Lord knows what it will look like when she grows up.

Oh, good, because i was hoping to put that dollar towards travel funds.
Remember, don't just go grabbing at their genitals in public without warning. It sometimes spooks them awful fierce.
Anyone intersting on the horizon or are these plans the kind that involve pulleys and drop boxes?

I know you're essexjan, but can you tell me the history of the term 'Essex Girl'? Is it older than I think?

I'm too sick to go into detail now, chuck, but you know what a Jersey girl is, right? Big hair, trashy, loud mouth? Well the Essex Girl is the English version.

I got that bit loud and clear when Jade Goody dropped out of the London Marathon after running three inches.

I just wanted to know when people started using the term.