"He started to eat the banana so with my other hand I grabbed him very carefully around the waist and brought him into the lounge," said Mr Wright.

As you do.

Awwww.

Gah! That is so ugly and from the UK I think it must be a Harry Potter elf.

"He was sat up in a branch and was crying and in a bit of a state. I crouched down to make myself as small as possible, held a banana out and he very gingerly made his way down and put his feet on my wrist for balance."

arse_hat, are you made of stone?

The poor little guy. Still, Dorset's nice.

Man, I'm glad they were able to get him. Poor thing.

As an aside, I clicked on the Cindy Crawford link. Man. I wish I could look like that. Of course, having the "luxury" to work out two hours a day, and being at least a half foot taller, and some unmentionable pounds lighter, would help.

And don't click on the Courtney Love link. Then you're day will end (or start) with an "Ewwwww!"

And don't click the link about Tony Blair's moobs. I nearly lost my lunch.

made of stone? No I'm glad they found the little guy but damn he is ugly.

Seven inches? He's so tiny!