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01 August 2007

"At age 35 off the Florida coast, I was almost fucked by an aggressive goat that the locals had named Stinky. I turned to run, and suddenly felt a pair of cloven hooves on my shoulders and the hot breath of Stinky in my face." →[More:]

Please provide, in turn, the next line of Stinky the Kid.

post by: rob511 at: 17:35 | 8 comments

As my face hit the dirt, Marguerite the Goat-Wrangler appeared in my line of vision, swaggering in her high-shined boots, her throaty voice saying "Well now, buddy, looks like you've made a friend!"

posted by mudpuppie 01 August | 17:55

"Back when Canadian department stores sold monkeys..."

There is no better introduction to a story than that.

posted by mullacc 01 August | 17:57

And a perfect ending.

"Now he's a school bus driver"

posted by arse_hat 01 August | 18:02

You people didn't follow the rules.

*grumble*

posted by mudpuppie 01 August | 18:07

"NO!!!! I'm saving myself for marriage!"

posted by arse_hat 01 August | 18:15

Is no one a team player but mudpuppie? (Well done, pup. Good next sentence.)

Writhing under Stinky's assault (he had started bleating in what can only be described as a cajoling fashion), I shrieked "Marguerite, please! I'm not ready to pop my goat cherry! Get him off me!"

posted by Specklet 01 August | 18:54

A crooked grin crossed Marguerite's face.

"Wellllll . . . what can you do for me?" she asked.

posted by jason's_planet 01 August | 20:25

That is a seriously hilarious thread.

posted by deborah 01 August | 22:27

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