haha, sweet.

[W]hen Zsa Zsa called to tell her about "the robbery," she told her daughter, "Dahlink, Frederick first said it was three aliens, but I told him to say it was three humans, because people would think he was crazy."

That tears it — one of the three must've been Anne Heche.

This brought tears of joy to my eyes.

I'm not sure why.

Gee. The rich really are different.

*hopes really hard that surveillance cameras picked up images of aliens interfering with prince freddy*

To be fair, that's the same excuse I use when I get caught driving naked near the shady part of town.

That was nice of the robbers to let him keep the hat.

It's pretty horrible someone took and posted pictures. Even if you're rich it must be really scary and humiliating to be robbed.

Hell, it must be scarier and more humiliating to be robbed if you're rich. At least when you're broke the robber only gets bus fare and pocket lint and probably doesn't want the clothes off your back; Daddy Warbucks there probably rolls with a stack of Grovers, the only trouble the ladies will have is finding someone to fit the stolen bespoke.