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29 July 2007

post by: taz at: 18:10 | 8 comments
Taz, you should be ashamed of yourself!
(me too!)
posted by Wilder 30 July | 04:00
Oh, no! The funny part was deleted!

so sad.

LarryC said, ""Toots, your farting completely grosses me out. It is a deal breaker. You either have to promise me that you will try your best to never fart again in my presence or we have to say goodbye.""

And somebody said (who?! I can't remember!) something like, "LarryC, you might want to reconsider advising the poster to call him "toots."

Ha!
posted by taz 30 July | 04:27
Aww, i saw it, i wish they'd left it, it was funny.
i really want a detailed follow up to the question, how she goes about it.
"You do know your explosive gas is... somewhat socially disconcerting?"
"Can we keep it at home?"
posted by ethylene 30 July | 04:45
Of course i'd just be all hand holdingly:
"We've got to talk about the farting."
posted by ethylene 30 July | 04:47
"So, how'd it go?"

"Great at first, but then she left-"

"-Just like the others, huh?"

"Yeah, I don't know why. I wear deodorant, I don't have dandruff, my breath's okay-"

"-But you never got that squeak out of your shoes, did you?"

"...Aww, that's patent leather. They'll always do that."
posted by Smart Dalek 30 July | 05:07
or... "Dude, you really ought to think about changing that ringtone."
posted by taz 30 July | 05:33
There's a kind of wonderful defeatism to threads that link to hilarious AskMe comments. It's like linking to a Geocities site—you know, deep in your heart, that it won't be there fifteen minutes later.
posted by cortex 30 July | 10:10
Ya know, it's kind of ironic that a mod (with powers of deletion) would say that.
posted by philomathoholic 30 July | 11:37
Nickelback || Y'know, I'm feeling better about the world.

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