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24 July 2007

From the Barely Legal mailbag Two great bits today: →[More:]

A chart sent in by a regular writer that gives the perfect weight for each inch of height, 5'0" to 6'0". In linear fashion, the weights go up by 10#s per inch, starting at the (no doubt Platonic) ideal of 100 lbs for a 5'0" girl.

The second letter was a long, impassioned plea to stop emphasizing the "girls" of Barely Legal, and start focusing on Barely Legal "women," from 25-50 years old. I am trying to come up with scenarios under which a 38-year-old woman could be considered "Barely Legal," and they mostly involve either paperwork errors or immigration status.

Plus there was the usual shots of the same guy "accidentally" posing in his sport panties.

post by: klangklangston at: 16:17 | 10 comments

I am trying to come up with scenarios under which a 38-year-old woman could be considered "Barely Legal,

Maybe if they're screwing in public?

(sounds like the guy feels guilty about lusting after young chicks)

posted by jonmc 24 July | 16:32

or maybe screwing and committing armed robbery at the same time.or forgery. or auto theft...I detect a whole new genre of porn being born here, run with it, bro...

posted by jonmc 24 July | 16:33

You could feature older women that are so hot, they nearly break the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 24 July | 16:45

Jon— But that's not "barely," that's illegal. More like, it seemed like she was robbing the convenience store, but it was a comedy of errors! Then they had sex! Or she was claiming agricultural exemptions on her taxes, even though she was only tangentially related to the actual farm! Then they had sex!

posted by klangklangston 24 July | 17:02

Women on the cusp of passing the bar?

posted by stilicho 24 July | 17:22

Naked, in her house, with the shades down, the doors closed, and no one else around?

posted by danf 24 July | 17:23

When those tabloids called Liberace a mincing, fruity pansy, but never actually said he was gay?

posted by box 24 July | 17:28

Using sex toys as novelties only in Texas?

posted by klangklangston 24 July | 17:50

The second letter was a long, impassioned plea to stop emphasizing the "girls" of Barely Legal, and start focusing on Barely Legal "women," from 25-50 years old.

Damn. Now, I know that we can be a little overprotective in this jurisdiction, but when did we raise the age of consent to 49?

posted by jason's_planet 24 July | 20:35

Aren't most of the women in Barely Legal 25 anyways?

posted by drezdn 25 July | 09:38

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