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18 July 2007

php, or please help penis I have a site. People pay me actual money to edit it.[More:]It's here:

http://www.theorangegrove.co.uk

Please feel free to brutalise me at this juncture. Tell me how to make it better.

I extraordinarily thick skin.
Postscript:

I love this chat forum bunny culture web thingy chat engine self-replicating bucket of cocks. Think of my spleen before commenting.

You can all go and get another beer from the fridge now.
posted by chuckdarwin 18 July | 19:29
I have *HAVE* extra.... oh, fuck it.
posted by chuckdarwin 18 July | 19:30
At this point I'm left wondering if you need help with the programming language or a handjob.

*goes to fridge, gets bucket of cockbeer, self-replicates, motors out*
posted by WolfDaddy 18 July | 19:57
That's a fair comment. The bucket of cocks motif is cortex's; to be honest. I was only trying to fit in, officer... I swear.
posted by chuckdarwin 18 July | 20:01
Odd, odd, odd. That's the second time today I've seen that "We want to stay together line" - I saw it on a local foster-care poster. I pondered it for a minute. Never noticed it before. Synchronous.
posted by Miko 18 July | 21:47
*resists urge to complain about comic sans (it's a site about kids, after all)*

I like the design. Very fresh and cheery.
posted by me3dia 18 July | 22:02
It looks good and is easy to navigate. Have another beer for a job well done!
posted by deborah 18 July | 23:08
Danka! I had to use comic sans because it's the only standard font that dyslexics can read well.
posted by chuckdarwin 19 July | 02:41
Nice clean layout, simple navigation. I like it. Sorry, no brutalising today - come back on Wednesday next week and we'll see what we can do.
posted by dg 19 July | 03:41
Needs more white space. Brutally white!

I suppose it is designed with 1024x768 in mind, in order to fit on the screen without scrolling, but it feels a bit crowded.

YMMV

BRUTALLY
posted by asok 19 July | 04:05
asok, you have a point.
posted by chuckdarwin 19 July | 05:04
Fits my basic needs: Everything works, easy to navigate. I even like the color choices.

To my eye, the pics on the right side when you go to a page seem a bit large, but I can also see that they are there to fill up the white space and to lessen the dullness that can happen when all pics are the same size. (course, that could just be me, cause I hate to have to look people in the face...)

Overall clean, crisp, and a biggie I didn't mention earlier - it loads quickly and the images still look good. Oh, and another good thing - no pdf's!
Must stop now...goes to have coffee.
posted by mightshould 19 July | 07:14
Okay, now that I've gotten over my snarkiness, for which I tender apologies:

I'm looking at the site on a hi-res monitor, 1680x1050, using the latest Firefox. Looks clean, crisp, pleasing to the eye, and not too much white space even at this resolution. The bulletin board you're using is pretty standard, but looks clean. If you could customize it at all to fit more with the color scheme and design you've got going, that would be nice.

You did use the blink tag on your contact page for the main office, though, and that's so distracting to me I almost couldn't tear my eyes away from it to look at the rest of the information presented on the page. May I suggest using bold lettering, a different font, or a bigger size?

Also, numbering the sections (ie, 01. Welcome, etc.) is a little distracting and sort of detracts from the whole free-association surfing thing. Someone might arrive at section 5 from elsewhere and feel like they've done something wrong.

But overall? Well done, mate.
posted by WolfDaddy 19 July | 09:48
Flower identification help? || BUNNY

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