Goddamned TEETH! You SUCKKKKK!! →[More:]Um. Yeah. See, I don't need the flying car or the self-cleaning house; but I would be very happy if Life In The 21st Century meant that we'd actually resolved certain hideous inadequacies of the human physiology, such as, oh, for example, the tendency of molars to spontaneously fragment while the person to whom they are attached is eating an innocent, inoffensive chicken salad sandwich.

Why is it that fillings fail us? Why does love falter, and youth fade, and health fail?

Beauty is but a flower
Which wrinkes will devour;
Brightness falls from the air,
Queens have died young and fair,
Dust hath closed Helen’s eye.
I am sick, I must die.
Lord, have mercy on us!