I like that. I have no idea what the fuck is going on, but that pretty much sums me up all the time anyway.

Yeah!!!

I tend to get a little angry and lashy-outty in movie theatres when people are being assholes.

I'm going to incorporate the following into my repetoire: "Be considerate to others or I will bite your torso and give you a diseeeease!"

I expect it might be more effective that kicking the chair in front of me and then -- oops -- accidentally spilling my drink down someone's neck, which is what usually happens.

I love it.
What is the green thing supposed to be?

That "intro" was better than their tv show.

I'm guessing a snot iconomy.
I really applaud the snetiment in this video. I only have one tweenie problem with it.
One of the chastisements was " If you do X, I will come to your house and tear your wife in half" I object to the implication of the wife as chattel. That is all.

Sigh! Sentiment, I meant sentiment.

Why can't I install a spell check directly into Broca's area of my cerebral cortex (just next to the andromeda galaxy, turn left at Pluto)

Heee! I'm guessing that the green thing is a pickle, but not 100% sure. This is the first I've seen it...mostly what's been playing in the theaters here are the Disney mafia frogs. John Waters did a no smoking one in the 80's (essentially: "I can, but you can't and I'm really enjoying mine", complete with a French exhale)

Haven't you folks ever seen a gumdrop? Did you not play Candy Land as a kid?