The Japanese are on to you!

Strawberry milk, baby! Strawberry milk!

Obviously, someone is masquerading as you on the Japanese Wikipedia. Fortunately, they haven't made any contributions yet.

And, more importantly, MetaChat won't let me post Unicode characters in comments, so that link doesn't work.

I believe jonmc is a brand of Japanese dishwashing detergent.

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You're big in Japan, dude!

Atom Eyes: I am actually wearing a Mr. Sparkle t-shirt right now.

WHAT DOES IT SAY, WHAT DOES IT SAY? SWEET JUMPING MARY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT THE DIRTY HECK DOES IT SAY?

WHAT DOES IT SAY, WHAT DOES IT SAY? SWEET JUMPING MARY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT THE DIRTY HECK DOES IT SAY?

I've been studying Japanese for a couple of weeks. Let's see: Jonmc is uh, well it's a political movement sort of about what the Japanese call "watashi no kuruma wa okii desu", literally "the feeling or condition of being in the state of pine-scented seriousness". It's a little about feeling refreshed ("otaiare") and partly about being concerned about the condition of your fellow man ("otokonoko no isu"), but only in relation to how he looks under natural lighting ("watashtachi no kasa o chisai desu").

I think that's it, but I'm still a litle shaky on kanji and particles so I might be a little off.

That, and strawberry milk.

Oh that clears things up
If it may, please try doing self introduction.

Jon man you've got to use the sandbox! (unless that wasn't an accurate translation)

Why are you a rubber duck?

Well, my Chinese friend says it's some girl from Japanese wikipedia trying to meet you.