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10 July 2007

Captain Beefheart's Ten Commandments of Guitar Playing 3. Practice in front of a bush

Wait until the moon is out, then go outside, eat a multi-grained bread and play your guitar to a bush. If the bush dosen't shake, eat another piece of bread.

post by: omiewise at: 12:03 | 3 comments

I don't play guitar, and I loved that.

It reminded me of the great story y2karl posted here. Which still makes me smile.

posted by occhiblu 10 July | 12:22

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous, got me?

posted by Specklet 10 July | 12:51

Yeah, I don't play guitar and I'm not really a Beefheart fan. Still great.

posted by omiewise 10 July | 13:06

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