What should I have for lunch? →[More:]

1. Pizza? Fattening, but oh-so delicious!
2. Salad? Not fattening, but rather boring.
3. Carrots and


HOLY FUCK I'M GOING TO KILL MY BOSS!!!

SHE JUST CAME OVER WITH A SPREADSHEET IN HAND BERATED ME FOR ERRORS ON IT. I DID NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE CREATION OF THE GODDAMN SPREADSHEET AND WHEN I POLITELY TOLD HER THAT, SHE SNAPPED AT ME AND GLARED AT ME AND TOLD ME NOT TO GET DEFENSIVE! WHAT IN THE FUCK, LADY?!? AND WHEN SHE MENTIONED THAT SHE THOUGHT MY CO-WORKER HADN'T ENTERED IN FORMULAS, THAT SHE HAD JUST PUT IN EVERYTHING BY HAND (WHICH IS UTTERLY RIDICULOUS, JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE EXCEL DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE ELSE DOESN'T, YOU COW), I TOLD HER THAT NO, THERE WERE FORMULAS IN THERE, SHE SNAPPED AT ME AGAIN! WHAT THE FUCK?

I LISTENED TO RANT AND RAVE ABOUT HOW SHE DOESN'T WANT TO FIND WRONG NUMBERS ON A SPREADSHEET AND SAID "I CERTAINLY CAN DOUBLE-CHECK [CO-WORKER]'S WORK, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO."

AND NOW MY CO-WORKER JUST CAME OVER AND ASKED ME IF I'D CHECKED THE FORMULAS BEFORE I'D PRINTED IT OUT!!! FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T PRINT IT OUT, SHE DID! AND WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD I CHECK YOUR WORK? NICE WAY TO COVER YOUR ASS, FUCKSTICK!

GAH!!!