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06 July 2007

What should I have for lunch? [More:]

1. Pizza? Fattening, but oh-so delicious!
2. Salad? Not fattening, but rather boring.
3. Carrots and


HOLY FUCK I'M GOING TO KILL MY BOSS!!!

SHE JUST CAME OVER WITH A SPREADSHEET IN HAND BERATED ME FOR ERRORS ON IT. I DID NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE CREATION OF THE GODDAMN SPREADSHEET AND WHEN I POLITELY TOLD HER THAT, SHE SNAPPED AT ME AND GLARED AT ME AND TOLD ME NOT TO GET DEFENSIVE! WHAT IN THE FUCK, LADY?!? AND WHEN SHE MENTIONED THAT SHE THOUGHT MY CO-WORKER HADN'T ENTERED IN FORMULAS, THAT SHE HAD JUST PUT IN EVERYTHING BY HAND (WHICH IS UTTERLY RIDICULOUS, JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE EXCEL DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE ELSE DOESN'T, YOU COW), I TOLD HER THAT NO, THERE WERE FORMULAS IN THERE, SHE SNAPPED AT ME AGAIN! WHAT THE FUCK?

I LISTENED TO RANT AND RAVE ABOUT HOW SHE DOESN'T WANT TO FIND WRONG NUMBERS ON A SPREADSHEET AND SAID "I CERTAINLY CAN DOUBLE-CHECK [CO-WORKER]'S WORK, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO."

AND NOW MY CO-WORKER JUST CAME OVER AND ASKED ME IF I'D CHECKED THE FORMULAS BEFORE I'D PRINTED IT OUT!!! FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T PRINT IT OUT, SHE DID! AND WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD I CHECK YOUR WORK? NICE WAY TO COVER YOUR ASS, FUCKSTICK!

GAH!!!
Ummm... I'm thinking Prozac for lunch. Or the still-beating hearts of your coworkers.
Have a nice, cool summery salad.
posted by paulsc 06 July | 15:00
A martini?
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 06 July | 15:03
i vote the still-beating hearts of your colleagues. IRFH for the win.

cherries are full of antioxidants to combat stress, and contain anthocyanins and melatonin which may benefit in easing pain and inflammation, and also aid in relaxation. plus, they're in season right now.
posted by lonefrontranger 06 July | 15:06
cherries are full of antioxidants to combat stress, and contain anthocyanins and melatonin which may benefit in easing pain and inflammation, and also aid in relaxation. plus, they're in season right now.


Double old-fashioned with extra cherries. Don't use maraschino cherries for garnish, though. Ew. Use Rainier cherries soaked in brandy.
posted by dersins 06 July | 15:23
send this to your stupid bosswad:
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posted by Hellbient 06 July | 15:37
you just cannot beat pizza. grease is comfort food and more effective than Prozac
posted by matteo 06 July | 16:42
Yeah, I opted for pizza. She's gone for the day. Thank god.
posted by Specklet 06 July | 17:44
Oh,

Use Rainier cherries soaked in brandy.

That's why I like getting my perfect Manhattans at Crush. Yum.
posted by Specklet 06 July | 18:38
I recommended a salad, because it's hard feel murderous with a belly full of lettuce.
posted by paulsc 06 July | 19:10
AskMeCha: || Naive about alcohol

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