Actually, the text was written about a year ago, but now I finally feel ready to share it with him, and hence, the world. Of MeCha.

"The tunes on their self-titled debut range from the self-mutilatingly demonic to the unrepentantly giddy, from introspective autoflagellation to shamelessly jaded ennui"

I bow to your word-mongery...

(Really??? Because I heard you wrote for dollars, and excrement {used as an epithet}. Me, I was just trying to emulate a notoriously (and often misguidedly, if you ask me) wordy publication.)

That is such an obviously fake page. I mean, the American Apparel kids are clearly not having sex.