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26 June 2007

Seriously. Who's stealing my honey? →[More:]

I have this lovely jar of raw honey, and it's slowly been disappearing. I swear I hardly use it at all, but it's almost gone!

It's really quite eerie.

post by: Specklet at: 14:30 | 19 comments

Those pets you have are called what?

posted by essexjan 26 June | 14:32

*sigh*

I covered myself in it. No one noticed.

posted by sciurus 26 June | 14:32

I'm pretty sure it was Papa Berenstain. He sleepwalks and steals honey. Lock your doors.

posted by iconomy 26 June | 14:33

Gaffney stole it.

posted by arse_hat 26 June | 14:36

Are you sure the jar isn't getting bigger?

posted by box 26 June | 14:42

The bees are takin' it back, man.

posted by me3dia 26 June | 14:49

Oh Pooh, you silly bear.

posted by tr33hggr 26 June | 14:55

Who wants honey?
As long as there's some money,
Who wants that honey?

posted by Atom Eyes 26 June | 15:06

I'd blame the sugar gliders, but their hands are too wee to unscrew the sticky lid!

posted by Specklet 26 June | 15:12

Nah, they're using their tales to wrap around the jar. Scout will holding the jar steady and Dill will be clamped on the lid, spinning around until it comes off.

posted by TheDonF 26 June | 15:22

Did you know that Cupid is called the honey thief? If he's been hanging around your place, you better look out - the game is afoot!

posted by taz 26 June | 16:38

I just learned that the name "Melissa" means "honey bee."

So maybe someone named Melissa is stealing your honey.

Or making you new honey.

Or somehow involved in your honey, in a totally unidentifiable way. Or something. I don't know! I just blame Melissa!

posted by occhiblu 26 June | 16:52

Goddamn it, occhiblu. I had a pretty sweet thing going here.

posted by melissa may 26 June | 17:05

I is innocent! I gots my own honey!

On preview: Aha! The guilty one speaks up!

posted by deborah 26 June | 17:10

You know how you leave your windows open in the summer? Yeah, bears are getting in. Sorry :-(

posted by cmonkey 26 June | 17:21

Goddamn it, occhiblu. I had a pretty sweet thing going here.

I KNEW IT!

Bwah ha ha! You will never escape detection when I and my friends who know Greek etymology are around!

posted by occhiblu 26 June | 18:11

Wow, no one has made a dirty joke yet? About stealing Specklet's honey?

posted by agropyron 26 June | 23:38

Oh, all right then.

*makes dirty joke about stealing Specklet's honey*

posted by dg 27 June | 00:08

Hee hee!

posted by Specklet 27 June | 01:09

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