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26 June 2007

Heavage -- Cleavage for boys is all the rage.

post by: ericb at: 13:48 | 18 comments

Hee. I love the term heavage. Heaving chests are sexy - they make you think of guys exerting themselves, which makes you think other thinks.

I hope the trend of calling grown-ups 'boys' stops soon. I don't like women calling themselves girls either. Get off my lawn, bishes.

posted by iconomy 26 June | 13:54

Seeeeeeeexxy.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 26 June | 14:07

Maybe they should use a bro.

posted by Joe Invisible 26 June | 14:30

lol.

I should start working the heavage at work. Gotta scrounge up my polyester shirts first and toss out my undershirts. Nothing like visible chest hair to keep people from bothering me.

posted by sciurus 26 June | 14:34

As long as it's heavage, and not moobs.

MeCha Health Warning: DO NOT DO A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR 'moobs'. And if you do, don't say I didn't warn you.

posted by essexjan 26 June | 14:50

Er, yeah, you really shouldn't Google image on 'moobs'. It's not good.

posted by TheDonF 26 June | 15:08

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers' heavage.

posted by ericb 26 June | 15:33

Well hello there, Jonathan. Is that french bread in your bag or are you just glad to see me?

disclaimer - I find him creepy and rather unattractive, but he does have nice heavage, and nice bread.

posted by iconomy 26 June | 15:36

Beavage:

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by taz 26 June | 15:51

Lest we forget.

posted by ericb 26 June | 16:46

Historical heavage:

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by taz 26 June | 17:32

wrong on so many levels.

posted by jonmc 26 June | 17:43

Weavage

Reevage

posted by iconomy 26 June | 17:47

Leave it To Beavage

posted by iconomy 26 June | 17:49

hee!

posted by taz 26 June | 18:14

Heavage was another word for the act of vomiting among my crowd in college. "Did you see Jack in the bathroom at the bar last night? Serious HEAVAGE!!!"

posted by Doohickie 26 June | 20:09

Butt Crack Jewelry -- ornamentation for men

As long as we're working the "chick magnet" theme, I thought I'd add this to the discussion.

posted by jason's_planet 26 June | 22:28

I LOVE THAT!!! Especially the little thing in the corner that says, "only $12.95 388 SOLD!"

posted by Doohickie 30 June | 14:54

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