God, that's an allegation you wouldn't want to be saddled with.

I heard that when the investigation was gearing up, the D.A tried to put the brakes to it, claiming the evidence was tired, and spoke with the media.

FYI IRFH, a friend that's not really a mefite, emailed me saying "check out this funny comment" with a link to your comment in the bird thread on axeme

Cool! Foolish mortals - there is no escaping my verbal flatulance!

Some people just are strange like that.

I remember reading about a young man once in a yellow newspaper (it must have been twelve-fifteen years ago) who had developed warm feelings for his parents' new car and was trying to enter into sexual intercourse with it, not without success. He had it easy, though, as cars usually tend to have many (round) openings, whereas bikes...don't.

That guy's a pedalphile.