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20 June 2007

Bag 'Em! For those cursed with sexual ennui, a new trend from Britain!

post by: mygothlaundry at: 18:46 | 21 comments

I'm intrigued by this. I'm going to go find a bag now. Talk to you later!

posted by iconomy 20 June | 19:06

Paper or plastic?

posted by bmarkey 20 June | 19:11

i think i'd have to marry someone before they'd let me bag them, a spouse being the ideal victim.
i dunno, i bet i could let someone let me put a bag over their head. And it'll end up being a meta-person, just you wait. i'll make them write shout outs on it. They can be anonymous.

posted by ethylene 20 June | 19:12

I can understand wearing a mask or blindfold, but a brown paper bag seems immensely unsexy. Then again, this is the Sun.

posted by chrismear 20 June | 19:14

I've had patners ask to put a bag over my head, but I think it was more for aesthetic reasons than anything else.

posted by bmarkey 20 June | 19:21

patners = partners

posted by bmarkey 20 June | 19:22

Remember the old Rodney Dangerfield joke? Something like...

She was so ugly that she was a two-bagger. One bag for her, and one for you in case hers broke.

posted by iconomy 20 June | 19:22

It reminds me so much of the old monty python skit about dressing up as mice. Of course times have changed and Furrys are two steps from mainstream, so now.. paper bags. Sheesh, sex for the terminal bored. Hopefully they are "fixed" I don't know if I want these people reproducing

posted by edgeways 20 June | 19:23

Until i bag you.
Get fixed please.

posted by ethylene 20 June | 19:25

That was really quick, iconomy. Was he half in the bag?

posted by ethylene 20 June | 19:26

He was asleep - should I wake him up?

posted by iconomy 20 June | 19:31

"Honey, wake up, I want to put a bag on your head. You'll like it."

i don't know how that goes over usually but i bet the being woken up adds to the cranky.

posted by ethylene 20 June | 19:34

Related? (Probably not safe for work. Or anyone, really.)

posted by puke & cry 20 June | 19:41

Being in a full rubber suit seems hellish when i resent having to be fully clothed half the time anyway.
Is dogging out now?
When was dogging in?
i heard London parks were chock full and trembling with gay men getting busy. Is there a wandering displaced gay male cruising contingent now?

posted by ethylene 20 June | 19:54

Seems there should be a happy middle ground between the ugliness and awkwardness of a paper bag and the scariness of one of those s&m hoods.

posted by treepour 20 June | 20:21

Cool. If we can convince people to use plastic, we'll have a lot less stupid people in the world.

posted by Zack_Replica 20 June | 21:02

I'd rather just be blindfolded.

posted by sciurus 20 June | 21:05

≡ Click to see image ≡

Wassamatter with you kids? Doesn't anyone just fuck anymore?

posted by bmarkey 20 June | 21:17

I have a rubber Ronald Reagan mask with eyes that I've carefully covered over with black vinyl, and I would like to have "masksex" (as we say in the rubber mask afficionado community) with a woman wearing a rubber Abraham Lincoln mask. Any takers, ladies? It'll be a night of musky mask passion like you've never experienced before. I'll even buy you dinner if you can talk like Honest Abe.

posted by cmonkey 20 June | 21:59

What, aren't most fetishes invented by tabloid newspapers anyway?

posted by stilicho 20 June | 23:47

What, aren't most fetishes invented by tabloid newspapers anyway?

No, most tabloid newspapers are actually symptoms of fetishes we have yet to name.

posted by treepour 21 June | 00:29

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