MetaChat is an informal place for MeFites to touch base and post, discuss and
chatter about topics that may not belong on MetaFilter. Questions? Check the FAQ. Please note: This is important.
Aww, the baby of TPS and Stynx was a monkey. The baby of Kate and Marc had a big snot bubble coming out of her nose. The baby of Kate and Brad Pitt had a hitler mustache. OH NO!!! The baby of Kate and...jonmc was perfectly normal and cute. CURSES!!!
Oh, and I must add that I do not have a crush on jonmc but could not resist seeing what horror we would breed. It would, of course, have to be done in a laboratory. Which is why we have Gaspode.
OMG, Pips and Hugh Janus get the same baby my boyfriend and I would have! (Except for the fact that NO CHILD OF MINE will ever be seen clutching a bottle of Miller Genuine Draft. No indeed! It's delicious ale all the way for any little baby scody.)
I have this vision in my head now of a laboratory, exactly like the one they come across in Alien 3, where, hidden away from the outside world, exist the results of all the experiments to breed jonmc with every MeCha user, tanks of vile, misshapen monster hybrids and the occasional near-human creature begging to be put out of its misery, or, where the jonmc genes are dominant, pleading for a beer and a cigarette.
I tested myself with every lady MeFite and MeChazen with whom I had previously had a crush, and the results... let's just say I've re-committed myself to asexuality. BTW, here is the 'mating' of Wendell and Wendell. (I think that's what you get whenever you put the same name in both boxes)
Last year when matildaben and I were driving up to Bunnystock, we talked about how everybody probably thought we were a husband and wife, being the same age and whatnot. So, if we had a baby.... hmm, it'd be more normal-looking than you might think!
Now, on the other hand, my enduring MeCha crush kmellis and I would have a baby who looks older than either one of us. It also looks (terrifyingly) like a baby Carol Channing. In overalls.
The most statistically-improbable baby might be between me and mudpuppie- proof that love don't make a baby pretty.
photo by splunge
photo by TheophileEscargot
photo by Kronos_to_Earth
photo by ethylene
