the Denver police blotter, for your entertainment →[More:]
O.o:
"after a fight with a 27-year-old Lakewood man at the Giggling Grizzly ...reportedly bit off a piece of the man's right ear...
i'm not even gonna get started on that one...
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"the man was wearing a white T-shirt with the word "police" on it and had what appeared to be a fake yellow badge, also with the word "police."
Worst cop impersonator EVAR!!
- -;; no, seriously!
...after stealing a vehicle belonging to Fort Collins police, according to police reports. Police say the vehicle, a Chevy Astrovan ...worth about $20,000...
wait, what? an
ASTROVAN?!: dudes, if an AstroTurd is worth $20 large, ima crosstown bus.
enjoy.