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30 May 2007

I just had a terrible nightmare about a duck... →[More:]
I was a little kid playing in an above ground sewer or canal, but I felt a little uneasy. Suddenly a duck fell out from a pipe that was draining into the area. I saw the duck and thought to myself, "oh no, he's going to rub lubricated oils on me!" He headed straight for me but I was petrified with fear. Finally, when his wing was a few inches from my arm, my mom woke me up because I had been screaming.

post by: Citizen Premier at: 09:44 | 11 comments

One the one hand, I'm sorry that you had such a terrible nightmare.

On the other hand, it was sort of hilarious. Fear of lubricated oils. Wonder what that's called?

posted by brina 30 May | 09:49

Well, I've never had a fear of "lubricated oils" or of ducks when I was awake. But it was the most horrible thing, I tell you.

posted by Citizen Premier 30 May | 09:51

I'm afraid of ducks.

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posted by Hugh Janus 30 May | 09:55

Though I'm relieved to see that it is not declawed mr. Hugh

posted by catfry 30 May | 10:49

Imagine a whole passel of them crossing a street, one behind the other.

posted by Hugh Janus 30 May | 11:07

At least he didn't fly away with your penis.

posted by mudpuppie 30 May | 11:08

Astrogliphobia is no laughing matter.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 30 May | 11:42

I'm going to have nightmares about that picture... thank you, Mr. J and Happy Birthday.

posted by wendell 30 May | 15:39

This picture gives me nightmares:

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Check out who's on the cat's back. If all animals were in league like this, we'd be extinct.

And thanks.

posted by Hugh Janus 30 May | 15:46

I thought this post was I just had a terrible nightmare about a fuck...

And I thought, welcome to my world.

Then I saw duck, and I was relieved. Then I saw lubricated oils....

posted by stilicho 30 May | 16:29

Well, I went back to sleep and thankfully had normal dreams about older women falling in love with me and their psychopathic killer boyfriends that I had to fight.

posted by Citizen Premier 30 May | 16:47

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