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30 May 2007

I just had a terrible nightmare about a duck... [More:]
I was a little kid playing in an above ground sewer or canal, but I felt a little uneasy. Suddenly a duck fell out from a pipe that was draining into the area. I saw the duck and thought to myself, "oh no, he's going to rub lubricated oils on me!" He headed straight for me but I was petrified with fear. Finally, when his wing was a few inches from my arm, my mom woke me up because I had been screaming.
One the one hand, I'm sorry that you had such a terrible nightmare.

On the other hand, it was sort of hilarious. Fear of lubricated oils. Wonder what that's called?
posted by brina 30 May | 09:49
Well, I've never had a fear of "lubricated oils" or of ducks when I was awake. But it was the most horrible thing, I tell you.
posted by Citizen Premier 30 May | 09:51
I'm afraid of ducks.

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posted by Hugh Janus 30 May | 09:55
Though I'm relieved to see that it is not declawed mr. Hugh
posted by catfry 30 May | 10:49
Imagine a whole passel of them crossing a street, one behind the other.
posted by Hugh Janus 30 May | 11:07
At least he didn't fly away with your penis.
posted by mudpuppie 30 May | 11:08
Astrogliphobia is no laughing matter.
I'm going to have nightmares about that picture... thank you, Mr. J and Happy Birthday.
posted by wendell 30 May | 15:39
This picture gives me nightmares:

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Check out who's on the cat's back. If all animals were in league like this, we'd be extinct.

And thanks.
posted by Hugh Janus 30 May | 15:46
I thought this post was I just had a terrible nightmare about a fuck...

And I thought, welcome to my world.

Then I saw duck, and I was relieved. Then I saw lubricated oils....
posted by stilicho 30 May | 16:29
Well, I went back to sleep and thankfully had normal dreams about older women falling in love with me and their psychopathic killer boyfriends that I had to fight.
posted by Citizen Premier 30 May | 16:47
Bunnies! OMG! || Assrace.