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30 May 2007

Do you like your coffee like you like your women (or men)?
post by: Capn at: 12:39 | 49 comments
Cold and bitter.
posted by Capn 30 May | 12:39
Nasty and burnt.
posted by Hugh Janus 30 May | 12:40
Hot, dark, rich and strong.
posted by essexjan 30 May | 12:41
Strong and hot? If so, yes.

Or are we talking about when you make a pot of coffee and you don't finish it all and it sits there until the next weekend, by which point it's become all crusty and there's stuff growing on it and you decide just to leave it there instead of dealing with it? If so, no.
posted by mudpuppie 30 May | 12:42
Rich and free.
posted by Hugh Janus 30 May | 12:42
Freeze dried.
posted by seanyboy 30 May | 12:42
Ground to a fine dust.
posted by Hugh Janus 30 May | 12:43
Grande!

I also like the beans coated in dark chocolate.
posted by danostuporstar 30 May | 12:44
yes, instant and loaded with liquor.
posted by jonmc 30 May | 12:46
Looks good in the morning, but will keep me up at night...

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
posted by Specklet 30 May | 12:47
Stuffed in a burlap sack and slung over the back of a donkey.
posted by Specklet 30 May | 12:48
Covered in beeeees!
posted by chrismear 30 May | 12:51
Yesssss!
posted by Specklet 30 May | 12:54
Smells good but tastes nasty?
posted by mike9322 30 May | 12:55
Robust and creamed with a hint of nutmeg.
posted by danostuporstar 30 May | 12:56
I like my coffee like I like my women, 50 cents and a free refill.
posted by cmonkey 30 May | 12:57
Sloshy, not swishy.
posted by BoringPostcards 30 May | 12:58
Strong with nonfat milk. So, strong and thin? What's not to like?

Oh and frothy. Why not?
posted by danf 30 May | 13:02
I like my coffee like I like my women, hairy between the legs and smelling of grease and flowers.
posted by Hugh Janus 30 May | 13:03
Fairly traded, freshly ground with double cream and sugar.
posted by Luminous Phenomena 30 May | 13:04
As subtle as a freight train. As flighty and airy as a lead balloon. Refreshingly bitter.
posted by backseatpilot 30 May | 13:08
In my post-punk vaguely-gothy days, the set joke was "I like my coffee like I like my men: pale, weak, and stone cold."

Nowadays, I like my coffee like I like my man: an extra-large*, please. Strong, fresh, and sweet, but with a touch of acid undertone.

* No, you smutminded smutminds. He's tall. As for the other thing, we have a household rule: one do not discuss one's genitals on the internet.

Um, it's really more a guideline than a rule.
posted by Elsa 30 May | 13:15
Dark and bitter. Strong and thick. ;-)
posted by mygothlaundry 30 May | 13:19
I like my coffee like I like my women: wearing a fox.

≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by Hugh Janus 30 May | 13:30
* No, you smutminded smutminds. He's tall. As for the other thing, we have a household rule: one do not discuss one's genitals on the internet.


Reminds me of this

If we can't discuss genitals on the Internet, surely the terrorists have won.
posted by danf 30 May | 13:30
actually, I like my women like I like my scotch: 18 years old and mixed up with coke.

/rimshot
posted by jonmc 30 May | 13:33
Hmm, women with caramel and whipped cream? I'd give it a shot.
posted by King of Prontopia 30 May | 13:42
First thing in the morning.
posted by rainbaby 30 May | 14:19
Individually wrapped and lying on the counter by the mirror in a bad hotel room.
posted by chococat 30 May | 14:21
My favorite shock one-liner:

I like my coffee like I like my dicks: stiff and black.
posted by kyleg 30 May | 14:29
Chopped up and in the freezer.
or
Tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro.
or
Silent.
posted by CitrusFreak12 30 May | 14:34
Oh darn, specklet beat me to that one.
posted by CitrusFreak12 30 May | 14:35
Full-bodied, balanced, shade-grown, single-origin, fair-trade.
posted by Miko 30 May | 14:51
Like my women: dark, bitter and murky
posted by TheDonF 30 May | 15:05
Smells like deisel and so thick you can stand a spoon up in it. Oh yeah, and I like coffee, too.
posted by doctor_negative 30 May | 15:29
Actually, I get most of my caffeine from Coca-Cola, which makes sense because my ex was bubbly, artificially sweet, ice cold and had traces of an illegal substance.
posted by wendell 30 May | 15:36
wet and nutty.
posted by Hellbient 30 May | 16:29
Brown, sweet, but above all, cheap.
posted by Citizen Premier 30 May | 16:48
strong, short, sweet and above all - lovely head, thick crema.

eeeeewwww....
posted by dabitch 30 May | 17:13
This is one of my favorite mecha moments. I am savoring it. I am having an international coffee moment. WAIT, no you smuttheadded smuttheads, I'm re-laughing at everything. Hysterical.
posted by rainbaby 30 May | 17:22
Milky-white with freckles.

I'm dating a guy of Irish descent and I brew french press coffee, which always leads to a few grounds floating on the top of the cup.
posted by Twiggy 30 May | 17:26
Brown.

Yeah, pretty much.
posted by scarabic 30 May | 18:32
Michael O'Donoghue (RIP) used to say he liked his women like he liked his eggs: loose and scrambled.

Me, I like 'em like I like my beer: strong, full-bodied and bitter.
posted by bmarkey 30 May | 18:41
With a little piece of prune Danish.
posted by steef 30 May | 19:36
Me, I like 'em like I like my beer: strong, full-bodied and bitter.

I like 'em like I like my burgers: thick, juicy and saucy. with a side of fries.
posted by jonmc 30 May | 20:22
WYSIWYG being as bad in women as it is in text editors I like'em like I like my editor (TECO); complicated, cryptic, powerful, unforgiving, dangerous.
posted by Mitheral 30 May | 21:12
White and bitter with an after-taste that never lets you forget where you put your tongue.
posted by dg 30 May | 23:34
Iced: dark and bitter
Hot: Milky, two sugars

I like big, fair-skinned men with dark hair and green eyes. Doesn't mesh with the coffee.....
posted by brujita 31 May | 01:07
Yes. I like my coffee like I like my women. Quiet.

Before I liked coffee I would say, "I like my coffee like I like my women. I don't."
posted by bilabial 31 May | 22:15
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