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EW. How the hell did you get matched up with John Travolta??
Oh man. I am the filling in a Bruce Springsteen and Tom Cruise sandwich. I like. I think both of them are really hot. (yeah I know Tom is insane and weird but I find him really attractive)
Honestly, TPS, I'm not surprised. I think it's time for you to acknowledge the dreadful state of your thetan. Your engrams and implants are, like, spilling out of you.
But when I change only "Your ideal match's personality" from "Fun and Outgoing" to "Laid back and cool" (I could go either way on that one) I get Angelina Jolie.
I don't like Reese Witherspoon and I refuse to have sex with her.
No one was forcing you to hit "agree" in the disclaimer before taking the test. You should abide and do the deed. It's not so bad - I knew what I was getting into and now I have to have sex with Glenn Close.
Huh. Dave Matthews here, too. What does this mean? I'M SO CONFUSED.
I'm going to go back and select the answers the opposite of what I really think/like/whatever, and see what I come up with. Maybe that will be more enlightening.
Who the hell is Sheryl Swoopes?! Doesn't the whole aspect of celebrity mean that I'm meant to have heard of them? Still, at least I've heard of the first two "runners up":
I got Tom Cruise (he is hot but waaaay too weird for me these days!) with backups Kevin Spacey (I think I'm too female), Mel Gibson (I'm Jewish - that would work soooo well!), and Bruce Springsteen (too old for me)
I got the same as SisterHavana, and my immediate reaction to Tom Cruise was EWWWWWWWWWWW. He was so much more palatable before he became crazy-in-love-jumping-on-the-Oprah's-couch-guy.
She's one of the only openly lesbian WNBA players, TheDonF, and the fact that it matched you with her (and me with Kirsten Dunst) proves that this test is waaaaay flawed.
Two unfavorites: "How many times have you drove?" And the 'forced to eat' question? If you were forced, which would you choose? Pooh, I say!
Tom Cruise? Are you SERIOUS! I must have answered the "Are you attracted to psychotic midgets?" question wrong. The results are skewed because the Top Gun question didn't include "I've never seen it and you can't make me" as an answer choice.
Clearly, I like misogynists. As if! Oh wait...yeah, this is pretty right on. Although, Sean Penn is f'n crazy. But you look for celebrity matches and well get ready for a whole lotta crazy!
I did it again and changed the answers I was on the fence about the first time, and got Morgan Freeman. Morgan Effing Freeman!! Isn't he, like....300 years old? Damn. How is he even an option? I'm not having sex with him, damn it.
I was another yes to venison. I'd eat all of that list, so it was a bit confusing.
James Van Der Beek, followed by Samuel L. Jackson, John Travolta, and Dave Matthews. What, no Matthew McConnnahy?
If I chose female: Mia Hamm, followed by Ashley Judd (!), Sheryl Swoopes, and Nicole Kidman. Riiiggghhhhttt. Really, Ashley Judd is the only one I'd even consider on that list.
Well, I got Glenn Close too.
My nexts were : Nicole Kidman, Mia Hamm, and Ashley Judd.
Don't know what that says about me.
Other than I'm obviously dg in disguise.
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