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15 May 2007

I just tried to light a cigarette with my iPod remote. and I haven't even started drinking yet. That's still not as bad as the time I came home from a night of carousing and spent several minutes trying to open my bbuilding door with my Metrocard.

post by: jonmc at: 11:26 | 16 comments

Aren't those newest apple ipods supposed to light cigarettes? They do everything else.

posted by JanetLand 15 May | 11:37

Wow...that's strikingly similar/opposite to when I tried to make a phonecall with the barbeque lighter last week. Felt the same in my pocket...

posted by chococat 15 May | 11:59

I once drank my pants.
No, I can't explain.

posted by Hellbient 15 May | 11:59

jon, you need something to occupy your restless mind. This may sound crazy (after all, I'm suggesting it) but the Daytime Emmys is having a contest in which you upload a video about your favorite nominee, and Rachael Ray is nominated for Best Talk Show. Get to work.

posted by wendell 15 May | 12:52

That's nothing! I just took a shit through my dick and pissed out my ass!

posted by Hugh Janus 15 May | 13:19

*lays down newspaper for HJ*

posted by Pips 15 May | 13:23

Hey, look! Rib roast is on sale at C-Town! Looks like it comes with gravy on... oh, that's... never mind.

posted by Hugh Janus 15 May | 13:37

The most out of it I got was when I tried to unlock my kitchen door with my car remote.

Yeah, I live a pretty boring life.

posted by danf 15 May | 14:22

That's nothing! I just took a shit through my dick and pissed out my ass!

Hah, amateur hour. I voted for Hubert Humphrey AND I killed Jesus.

posted by Divine_Wino 15 May | 14:58

Whatever became of Hubert? Has anyone heard a thing?

posted by Hugh Janus 15 May | 15:10

Ever tried to unlock your front door with the remote key for your car? Yeah, I have. Sober.

posted by redvixen 15 May | 15:50

Ever tried to park your car...when you don't even own one!!??
It's very difficult.

posted by Hellbient 15 May | 16:14

Once I tried to strip layers and layers of lead paint using a sad elderly neighbour. So embarrassing.

posted by chococat 15 May | 16:57

Jeez. Someone needed some moisturizer!

posted by mudpuppie 15 May | 18:05

Oncwe I duckr so mucch I couln' typ.............

posted by nola 15 May | 18:30

ipod remote? In case you can't be bothered to reach all the way down to your pocket?

posted by Eideteker 15 May | 21:43

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