Christ, woman. Don't put my name and "NPR did a story on online musical collaboration" in the same sentence like that without clear warning first.

That was worse than the time I accidentally tricked interrobang into thinking he'd gotten web-famous.

*shivers, mumbles to self*

Why, you're too kind, Ms. Gross—Terry? Of course. Terry. But, honestly, I think 'genius' is pushing it a little bit. I just love to create.

Really? Well, thank Mr. Bowie for me, would you?

Oh, no. I've had to implement a strict no-signing-breasts rule, actually. Carpal tunnel, you know.