Okay, like here's what went down.... →[More:]So we're there, right? And so I'm all "tiny tiny tiny? Tiny." Right? And she was so like, "Mango Mango". And man, I was SO like "Tiny TINY TINY!", you know? (oh, don't look at me like that, you would've too!)

But she was still all "mango mango mango." and then she gives me That Look, right. Yeah, you know.

So anyway the apps arrive and we don't talk for awhile. So later, over another bottle, I risked it: "Tiny?" And then, right then, she smiles all sly and whispered, "cumcumber..."

Yeah, boy. You know.