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09 May 2007

It's noon. I'm going to the laundromat. During the dry cycle I shall repair to the local tavern for beverages and musical entertainment. When I return, I expect that a fantastic thread will be waiting for me here. I want brilliant wordplay, deep insight, laugh-out-loud hilarity and possibly public nudity and light artillery fire. Don't let me down, you magnificent bastards.
"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em."
posted by muddgirl 09 May | 11:02
"Rommel...I read your book!"
posted by PaxDigita 09 May | 11:12
cortex is the only really "magnificent bastard" 'round these parts. Most of us are just "motley crewmembers". Me, I was hoping to be a "lovable scalawag", but have only accomplished being a "blithering idiot". And you, my dear jonmcrib, are an "incorrigible asshat". Wear the badge with pride.
posted by wendell 09 May | 11:26
How about some dirty limericks?

I once knew a guy named Lawrence
who fancied the naughty bit-torrents
he DL'd bukkake
and an all-nude cut of Rocky
much to his roommate's abhorrance.

posted by cobra! 09 May | 11:31
here's a picture:
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It's a phone, I guess.
posted by Hellbient 09 May | 11:57
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public nudity
posted by arse_hat 09 May | 12:14
jon, please try to limit yourself to one beer.

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posted by Otis 09 May | 12:25
this is the first image that comes up when Googling "laugh-out-loud hilarity":
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posted by Hellbient 09 May | 12:26
*Wandering in. Pondering my general lack of dash. Deciding to come over to the laundromat and watch clothes dry.*
posted by danf 09 May | 12:28
So, anybody wanna see my junk?
posted by danostuporstar 09 May | 12:44
That is spectacular, Otis my man.
posted by jrossi4r 09 May | 12:49
There are Key West pix in my Flickr account (NSFW warning for those bunnies who are "friends"!!). You'll find some public nudity there.
posted by tr33hggr 09 May | 12:50
≡ Click to see image ≡ Heh, I'll never think of hugging tr33s the same way again, my friend.
posted by danostuporstar 09 May | 13:07
LOL dano!
posted by tr33hggr 09 May | 13:13
I need some of those patches, hellbient.
posted by chewatadistance 09 May | 13:26
I'm back, out on the porch with a snootful cranking 'Wherever I May Roam.' You didn't let me down, you magnifesure bastiges.
posted by jonmc 09 May | 14:18
and my Deadwood Mets shirt arrived and I'm wearing it right now. woo-hoo!
posted by jonmc 09 May | 14:19
I don't know about public, but private nudity is a definite possibility. ; )

(on preview: yay, Deadwood Mets shirt! and clean undies! did I mention you're a wonderful man?)
posted by Pips 09 May | 14:22
It arrived before or after trip to laundry? I can't psychologically handle wearing new clothes until they're washed.
posted by danostuporstar 09 May | 14:22
Hi honey, the crew of of stinking drunks at the Remote say hello. The porch is perfect today.
posted by jonmc 09 May | 14:24
Hellbeint, that's what, the David Lynch Black Lodge Summer Camp?
posted by klangklangston 09 May | 14:36
Hello stinking drunks. : )

Ahhhh, the porch... I'm on my way. It's a struggle to keep my bra and shoes on till I get there.
posted by Pips 09 May | 14:45
Are you geeky enough to get this joke?
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I'm sure jonmcmuffin would've preferred a Neil Young or even Neil Sedaka...
posted by wendell 09 May | 14:52
/me pokes wendell with her pointy stick.
posted by deborah 09 May | 19:05
Why do so many people have a little crescent-shaped scar next to their left eye? || Anybody ever go backpacking with a dog?