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09 May 2007

It's noon. I'm going to the laundromat. During the dry cycle I shall repair to the local tavern for beverages and musical entertainment. When I return, I expect that a fantastic thread will be waiting for me here. I want brilliant wordplay, deep insight, laugh-out-loud hilarity and possibly public nudity and light artillery fire. Don't let me down, you magnificent bastards.

post by: jonmc at: 10:53 | 30 comments

"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em."

posted by muddgirl 09 May | 11:02

"Rommel...I read your book!"

posted by PaxDigita 09 May | 11:12

cortex is the only really "magnificent bastard" 'round these parts. Most of us are just "motley crewmembers". Me, I was hoping to be a "lovable scalawag", but have only accomplished being a "blithering idiot". And you, my dear jonmcrib, are an "incorrigible asshat". Wear the badge with pride.

posted by wendell 09 May | 11:26

How about some dirty limericks?

I once knew a guy named Lawrence
who fancied the naughty bit-torrents
he DL'd bukkake
and an all-nude cut of Rocky
much to his roommate's abhorrance.

posted by cobra! 09 May | 11:31

here's a picture:
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It's a phone, I guess.

posted by Hellbient 09 May | 11:57

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public nudity

posted by arse_hat 09 May | 12:14

The J.B.'s - I'm Payin' Taxes, What Am I Buyin'?

posted by box 09 May | 12:18

jon, please try to limit yourself to one beer.

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posted by Otis 09 May | 12:25

this is the first image that comes up when Googling "laugh-out-loud hilarity":
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posted by Hellbient 09 May | 12:26

Fela Kuti and Afrika '70 - Zombie

posted by box 09 May | 12:27

*Wandering in. Pondering my general lack of dash. Deciding to come over to the laundromat and watch clothes dry.*

posted by danf 09 May | 12:28

So, anybody wanna see my junk?

posted by danostuporstar 09 May | 12:44

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posted by Otis 09 May | 12:46

That is spectacular, Otis my man.

posted by jrossi4r 09 May | 12:49

There are Key West pix in my Flickr account (NSFW warning for those bunnies who are "friends"!!). You'll find some public nudity there.

posted by tr33hggr 09 May | 12:50

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posted by chewatadistance 09 May | 12:59

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posted by arse_hat 09 May | 13:02

≡ Click to see image ≡ Heh, I'll never think of hugging tr33s the same way again, my friend.

posted by danostuporstar 09 May | 13:07

LOL dano!

posted by tr33hggr 09 May | 13:13

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posted by Hellbient 09 May | 13:20

I need some of those patches, hellbient.

posted by chewatadistance 09 May | 13:26

I'm back, out on the porch with a snootful cranking 'Wherever I May Roam.' You didn't let me down, you magnifesure bastiges.

posted by jonmc 09 May | 14:18

and my Deadwood Mets shirt arrived and I'm wearing it right now. woo-hoo!

posted by jonmc 09 May | 14:19

I don't know about public, but private nudity is a definite possibility. ; )

(on preview: yay, Deadwood Mets shirt! and clean undies! did I mention you're a wonderful man?)

posted by Pips 09 May | 14:22

It arrived before or after trip to laundry? I can't psychologically handle wearing new clothes until they're washed.

posted by danostuporstar 09 May | 14:22

Hi honey, the crew of of stinking drunks at the Remote say hello. The porch is perfect today.

posted by jonmc 09 May | 14:24

Hellbeint, that's what, the David Lynch Black Lodge Summer Camp?

posted by klangklangston 09 May | 14:36

Hello stinking drunks. : )

Ahhhh, the porch... I'm on my way. It's a struggle to keep my bra and shoes on till I get there.

posted by Pips 09 May | 14:45

Are you geeky enough to get this joke?
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I'm sure jonmcmuffin would've preferred a Neil Young or even Neil Sedaka...

posted by wendell 09 May | 14:52

/me pokes wendell with her pointy stick.

posted by deborah 09 May | 19:05

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