EEEK ON THE MOUSE! IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, MY SISTER AND BIL DISCOVERED A GIANT LEAK BEHIND THEIR WASHING MACHINE - INTO THEIR CLOSET - WHICH HAD BEEN GOING ON FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG. THEY HAD FREAKING MUSHROOMS GROWING IN THEIR CARPET! WHAT'S MANITOBA'S?

I'M SHOUTING BECAUSE NOBODY GROPED ME AT MANITOBA'S! (AND NO ONE TOOK ANY PICTURES OF ME AT THE MEETUP! EVEN THOUGH I LOOKED GREAT!)

YOU DID LOOK GREAT, HERMITOSIS! I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TAKE ANY PRE-KATZ'S PICTURES!

WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THE FUN MEETUPS??!!

I SPENT 6 HOURS IN THE ER WITH MY DAUGHTER YESTERDAY BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TOLD THEM WHAT WAS UP WITH HER! POOR GAL GOT POKED AND PRODDED AND CAT-SCANNED! I KNOW THEY HAVE TO CHECK OUT EVERYTHING JUST TO BE SURE, BUT I WAS RIGHT! THANK GOODNESS SHE DOESN'T HAVE APPENDICITIS! (And a very polite thanks to the on-call surgeon who showed up only 10 minutes after being paged last night (FROM HIS HOUSE) and then worked us in at his office this morning for the follow-up. SURGEON DUDE, YOU ROCK!)

I, HOWEVER, AM STILL SICK AND HAD TO GIVE ALL MY INFO TO GET SOMETHING WITH PSEUDOEPHEDRINE, BUT HOORAY, THAT'S ACTUALLY WORKING AFTER A WEEK OF TRYING EVERY OTHER DAMNED THING!

WILL YOUR DAUGHTER BE OK LILYWING?

MANITOBA'S IS ONE OF JONMC'S FAVORITE NEW YORK WATERING HOLES.

HERMITOSIS, I'D HAVE GROPED YOU BUT THEN EVERYONE WOULD WANT ONE!! MANITOBA'S IS INDEED A GREAT WATERING HOLE, EMPHASIS ON 'HOLE.'

brujita, my daughter is doing better today than I am.
Turns out she's got a UTI, and a minor one at that.

Thank you for asking. :-)

WHY DO MEN KEEP GROPING THE METACHAT WOMEN? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?! SORRY YOU'VE HAD TO ENDURE SO MUCH ICKINESS, BRUJITA!

HOPE THE LITTLE ONE IS OK, LILYWING. GLAD IT WASN'T APPENDICITIS. OURS HAD TO HAVE HERS OUT LAST SUMMER WHEN SHE WAS JUST 4, POOR LITTLE LAMB. (HER DOCTOR KEPT TELLING ME IT WAS AN EAR INFECTION. FUCKING MORON.)

JROSSI4R: YOUR DAUGHTER HAS AN EAR IN HER TUMMY? WTF KIND OF KIDS ARE YOU BREEDING OVER THERE, WOMAN?!

Or else you need a new doctor.

I ALSO HAVE A HUGE PMS ZIT THAT SCABBED OVER TWICE AND INVERTED ITSELF INSTEAD OF MY TRYING TO EXTRACT IT! THE SEBUM CLOT IS NOW UNDER A SCAR! I SUPPOSE IT'S GOOD THAT MY HORMONES ARE STILL FLOWING....

WHY ARE MY LIPS STILL CHAPPED EVEN THOUGH IT'S FREAKING MAY??? OOPS IT'S 1 MINUTE TO 9 AND IT'S TOO LATE TO EFILE MY UNEMPLOYMENT CLAIM TODAY!!!

I CHANGED THE BATTERIES TO THE CO ALARM OUTSIDE THE CORRUPT LITTLE PRICK'S DOOR AND HE CALLED THE COPS ON ME...MOTHERFUCKER!I'VE HAD TO DEAL WITH HIS CONSTRUCTION NOISE OVER AND OUTSIDE MY PLACE FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS.

THE SPOILED PRINCE HAD THE BUILDING OWNER CALL ME THIS MORNING--DON'T FOB OFF YOUR OBLIGATIONS ON OTHER PEOPLE ASSHOLE!
YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHAT'S "CAUSING THE FRICTION"