The Shield might be a good show, I've only watched it once, but constant, ubiquitous promos I've seen lately force me to say: (In a stereotypical dramatic TV announcers voice building to crescendo): "Vic Mackey is a tough, pissed-off cop. VIC MACKEY DEMANDS LOYALTY. VIC MACKEY OFTEN RESEMBLES A SMALL, FLACCID, ANGRY PENIS, PISSED OFF BECAUSE IT CAN'T GET BIG AND ERECT." I guess he's just a good actor that way. (Apologies to Michael Chiklis. Please don't make drink urine out of a toilet or anything else you might do to a "bad guy" on the show.)
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