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28 April 2007

The banana: an athiest's nightmare. (And a slightly naughty one at that.)

post by: BoringPostcards at: 10:10 | 15 comments

Stupid Xians: An Atheist's nightmare

posted by doctor_negative 28 April | 10:20

Doc neg, I guess you fail at irony.

posted by pieisexactlythree 28 April | 10:58

So what about the brown recluse spider? What's the point of loading a bitty spider with that wicked necrotic venom? It's like if you walk up to someone and maybe say "Hi" or accidentally bump into them, and they smash your face into the sidewalk a few times. It's a leeetle excessive.

I am, however, totally glad that god made boobies. Hooray boobies!

posted by Zack_Replica 28 April | 11:06

God Tube? Hey God? I saw my buddies Pi and Zach and Beeps on your Tubes today. I thank you for making them as well as that amazing banana. In fact, the next time I'm eating tropical produce, I'll say "God made this banana and my friends."

Chances are I'll be in the grocery aisle when this happens. Chances are I'll say it aloud.

Thank you, God!

posted by Lipstick Thespian 28 April | 11:10

I thought it was cute- thanks bp.

posted by small_ruminant 28 April | 11:12

You go testify, LT! Sometimes I feel like a banana, it's true.

posted by Zack_Replica 28 April | 11:22

Oh, you gotta see this. Atheist's nightmare is....a banana: A Baby's Perspective.

posted by Zack_Replica 28 April | 11:25

What rubs me the wrong way is that they're opening the banana the wrong way. Monkeys do not open the banana from that end, and neither do I. It's much easier from the other end.

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posted by CitrusFreak12 28 April | 11:56

But, (to quote Dr. Zira) I loathe bananas. Does that mean that I'm going to hell?

posted by octothorpe 28 April | 11:59

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posted by pieisexactlythree 28 April | 12:00

*headdesk*

posted by deborah 28 April | 12:33

My favorite part is the unintentional homoeroticism of the whole thing.

posted by BoringPostcards 28 April | 13:30

Speaking of which, boringpostcards, someone should do the same experiment, only with a penis.

posted by CitrusFreak12 28 April | 14:15

Of all the atheists, I'm the athiest of all!

posted by stilicho 28 April | 17:02

Bananas are my nightmare.
But then again, I'm so allergic eating one has the potential to put me in the ER (if I'm LUCKY!)

posted by kellydamnit 29 April | 11:58

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