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19 April 2007

“Going through a natural orifice, the mouth or rectum or vagina, to get into the abdomen and do an operation, is being excitedly worked on by a whole lot of people,” Dr. Bessler said

Are they taking turns, or...


Sorry
posted by bmarkey 19 April | 20:02
Give me a break.

Laparoscopy is not that bad (I had my gall bladder out that way.)

A few percocet and I was fine.

STay outta my lady parts!
posted by bunnyfire 19 April | 20:31
Interest in this idea heightened after doctors from India made a video in 2004 showing an appendix being taken out through a patient’s mouth.

I'm seeing a whole new category of SAT questions:

#41. If the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, the way to a woman's gallbladder is through:
a. her vagina
b. the state of Virginia
c. a pashmina
d. bananafanafofana ... Shirley!
posted by rob511 19 April | 20:36
You know what else?




































Sometimes, women throw BABIES out of their vaginas! Ewwwwwwwwww!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 19 April | 20:37
My Ex had old-fashioned gallbladder surgery just a couple months before the laproscopic form became available. Big scar, lots of pain, long recovery and her emotional downward spiral started soon after (I long suspected it was partly caused by the pain pills reacting with the psych meds she was already on).

Not sure how this new procedure will make it better. When I had my Heart Failure, I was given an angiogram using an artery in my leg, then going all the way up to my heart. They found much less blockage than expected, otherwise, I'd have gotten an angioplasty procedure via the same route. I can just imagine the same doctors thinking "maybe we can do the angio-stuff through the urethra...". Yeah, send in the Urethra Weasels!

on preview, this is one of the most distrubing comments I've ever made here... on multiple levels
posted by wendell 19 April | 21:06
Well, if it works for hysterectomies, why not?
Scarring is more than an aesthetic concern, it can make the whole area of the body less mobile pretty much forever if it's bad enough. And, you have to figure, the less they chop you up, the less your chance of infection.
posted by kellydamnit 19 April | 23:25
I can see giving the woman the option of *ahem* entrance point. That said, I'd go for laparoscopic surgery.

Yet more proof I'm not wendell's crazy ex - I still have my gallbladder!
posted by deborah 19 April | 23:53
So, during this surgery, would the surgeon be hitting the BOTTOM of the vagina? Because you don't want to let everyone down there.
posted by mike9322 20 April | 06:12
I guess I'm glad my gallbladder's gone already, so for me the question is moot. Laparoscopic wasn't that bad at all.
posted by redvixen 20 April | 18:55
CrankyPants (me) || Sorry I couldn't post this yesterday

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