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17 April 2007

The Say Something Reassuring Thread.
post by: Miko at: 22:20 | 48 comments
It could be worse.
posted by amro 17 April | 22:22
It could be raining.
posted by bmarkey 17 April | 22:24
It'll be fun no matter what.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 17 April | 22:26
This, too, shall pass.
posted by the great big mulp 17 April | 22:31
You do not work the graveyard shift Taco Bell.
posted by mudpuppie 17 April | 22:31
You're 10 times cooler than everyone else here.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 17 April | 22:35
01/20/09
posted by danostuporstar 17 April | 22:37
At least you're not living in Kent.
posted by bmarkey 17 April | 22:38
You've fooled everyone into thinking you're capable.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 17 April | 22:40
That probably won't leave much of a scar.
posted by bmarkey 17 April | 22:41
At least there isn't snakes in here.
posted by edgeways 17 April | 22:42
What are the odds of the jury convicting on all seventeen counts?
posted by bmarkey 17 April | 22:44
of course your ass doesn't look fat.
posted by stynxno 17 April | 22:45
Chances are excellent that you will awaken tomorrow.
posted by mischief 17 April | 22:59
It's probably benign.
posted by Miko 17 April | 23:05
It will be Spring in only two or three weeks.
posted by octothorpe 17 April | 23:06
I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more then ten to twenty million killed, tops. Depending on the breaks.
posted by bmarkey 17 April | 23:10
I didn't delete it because I don't like you; I only deleted it because it was crap.
posted by cortex 17 April | 23:10
It usually grows back.
posted by mudpuppie 17 April | 23:17
About 30% of the tests result in a false positive.
posted by Miko 17 April | 23:18
They have surgery that'll take care of that nowadays.

Just think, your suicide will send a message that could possibly save hundreds of depressed teenagers.

Yes, the dress makes you look fat. Awesomely fat.
posted by Eideteker 17 April | 23:29
If anyone can pull off that look, you can. Besides, what do you care what everyone else thinks?
posted by elizard 17 April | 23:40
Hey, it was three hundred years old; it was bound to break sometime.
posted by bmarkey 17 April | 23:50
It's just as well you didn't sleep with him; you would have wound up with a disease.
posted by brujita 18 April | 00:04
You'll find someone.
posted by seanyboy 18 April | 02:14
I am continually amazed by the capacity of humanity to rise up and overcome.

That said, I'm sure a little baking soda and ginger ale will get it right out.
posted by muddgirl 18 April | 07:25
It's only a cold sore.
posted by jonmc 18 April | 07:27
A dog always runs to greet you when you walk in regardless of the shittiness of your day.
posted by chewatadistance 18 April | 08:08
They fixed John Wayne Bobbitt and ears don't seem nearly as complicated.
posted by danostuporstar 18 April | 08:29
Your period's just a couple days late - it doesn't mean anything.
posted by mygothlaundry 18 April | 08:40
Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life. So was yesterday, and you didn't do anything about it then, either.
posted by Zack_Replica 18 April | 08:55
Don't worry, baby; God'll think of something.
posted by PaxDigita 18 April | 09:05
The construction will be done before you know it.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 18 April | 10:40
That chick on Springer? Don't worry, you're not the father, either.
posted by kellydamnit 18 April | 12:04
It doesn't matter what other people think.
posted by deborah 18 April | 12:14
Take a deep breath.
posted by Luminous Phenomena 18 April | 14:50
Look on the bright side - you had all of those hot Firemen in your house!

Feet are overrated anyhow. Look at my stupid, ugly feet.

AIDS is the new cancer. I totally wish I had AIDS.
posted by Hellbient 18 April | 15:41
God's still on His throne.
posted by bunnyfire 18 April | 16:37
There will be seventy-two blue-eyed virgins waiting for you in paradise.
posted by box 18 April | 17:06
I'm here for you.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 18 April | 17:11
Don't worry, chicks dig scars.

No, I really love the way you look in that dress. The prostitute thing was just a joke.
posted by dg 18 April | 17:54
Of course they'll remember you! You're one of a kind!
posted by redvixen 19 April | 18:43
There's always next year.
posted by Miko 19 April | 18:45
It all comes out in the wash.
posted by scody 19 April | 21:23
If it was easy women and children would be doing it.
posted by nola 24 April | 23:07
There are lots of people who are wa-a-ay bigger assholes than you are, and they are allowed to exist.
posted by Methylviolet 26 April | 19:56
Size doesn't matter.

posted by jason's_planet 26 April | 22:57
52 is the new 21.

It gets easier.

It'll grow back.
posted by PY 07 May | 06:25
← What’s the first thing that you’d save || Seriously, best first post ever. →

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