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11 April 2007
What's your porn name?→[More:]Use the method that gives you the best name. Mine is Piper Spillway.
dabitch, "what is your mother's maiden name?" is often used as one of those "secret questions" you can use to verify yourself if you forget your password for various on-line things. User mane plus this information could allow someone to hack into some accounts.
dg - i believe there are two schools - one that uses your first pet's name followed by your first street's name, another uses your first pet's name followed by your mother's maiden name (i hate explaining it because it sounds like a *wacky* e-mail my aunt sent me). There may be others.
Shall we just give you one? On preview, yes. How about Destiny Gräfenberg?
Edward Freeman, in Black Mesa Nights:
His thesis was titled Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Super Hot Feminine Structures by Introduction Through Linear Transuric Syphons of Extremely Long Length (ELL) Pulsing Mode-Locked Spunk Arrays (the transportation of liquids through extremely eager elements).
I have no combination that gives me anything even remotely resembling a good porno name, so I'll just stick with WolfDaddy, thank you. You may prepend "Sir" or "Master" at your discretion.
However, I have a friend who has the 2nd best porno name ever: Fuzzy Tunnel. The first best belongs to her neighbor, whose porno name is Buster Tunnel.
i lived in many places prior to the age of six, including in the literal van down by the river. my folks, being hippies, also had many pets. which brings up the following choices:
jennie texas (from our place in SFO)
kitten carroll (from one of several places in/around DC)
sasha harlan (from the family farm i 'grew up' at in OH)
Pedius Brittany -- Mango Bosworth (pet + street). My porn career isn't going anywhere. Pedius was my first pet - an african clawed frog I got in the mail.
How about grandmother's name + pet's last name - Darlene Pricklebottom
My mother's maiden name is Flowers. Good one, huh? My street name is not sexy. I'll use my old street name. Tracy Flowers. Hmm, it's not as good as Gennifer.
Tippy Saratoga. But when I first heard of this it was your CURRENT pet and street, which was Bandit Alabama at the time. I thought they both worked well.
I used to have a weekend gig lifeguarding at this ranch above Malibu that companies rented for their corporate picnics. (still have the red "bandana" fabric shirt). Once, they rented it during the week for a porn shoot, and, by law, needed to staff the pool and lake with lifeguards, and I did not have any other job at the time so I said yeah, easy money.
It was boring, mostly and all of the "action" took place in closed-off areas. I DID get recruited to be an "extra" in a group scene, and, depending on my mood, it's either the best or worst decision I have ever made that I declined. The owner said that he'd never rent it out for this purpose again. (This was back in the mid 70's)
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