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10 April 2007

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THE SPONTANEOUS WORK BOYCOTT OF MY KITCHEN DISPOSAL UNTIL HAS RESULTED IN A LARGE OPEN BLISTER ON THE SIDE OF MY HAND, RESULTING IN THE USE OF THE LAST BANDAID AND THE APARTMENT MANAGER IS MIA.
OUTSIDE ALL THE SNOW IS GONE AND EVERYTHING IS DRIPPY.
NOW IF I COULD JUST FIGURE ON SOMETHING TO EAT.

post by: ethylene at: 15:07 | 19 comments

EAT THE BLISTER(EWWWWWWWWWW)!!!
NO REALLY COME ON DO IT (EWWWWW)!!

I DIDN'T GO TO CLASS TODAY BECAUSE I OVERSLEPT AND HADN'T SHOWERED SO I COULDN'T GO ALL SMELLY AND I HAD NO TIME FOR A SHOWER. GRRR!

posted by CitrusFreak12 10 April | 15:12

It's open skin, what am i suppose eat and why?
SHOWERING IS THE BANE OF YOUR EXISTENCE, ISN'T IT? WHAT, IS IT A PUBLIC SHOWER? MAYBE YOU SHOULD ADJUST TO A LESS SMELL INDUCING DIET.

posted by ethylene 10 April | 15:19

I HAVE SOMETHING STUCK IN MY TEETH AND IT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT! I FORGOT TO PUT MY LATEST NETFLIX RETURN IN THE MAIL THIS MORNING! MY BOSS IS CRAAAAAAAZY! (SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW COMPUTERS WORK AT ALL! SHE THOUGHT THAT BECAUSE THE PRINTER'S DIALOG BOX WAS OPEN ON HER DESKTOP, SHE COULDN'T WORK ON A A WORD DOCUMENT!) I SAW A BOY I LIKE LAST NIGHT AND HE DIDN'T FLIRT WITH ME LIKE I WANTED HIM TO! MY WHORISH RED NAIL POLISH IS CHIPPED AND LOOKS ALL SCROTTY!

CF, YOU NEED TO GET OVER YOURSELF AND GO TO CLASS EVEN IF YOU SMELL! NO ONE WILL CARE! YOU'RE A COLLEGE STUDENT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHOW UP TO CLASS ALL SCRUFFY AND SHIT!

posted by Specklet 10 April | 15:23

I WISH WE COULD ALL POOL OUR RESOURCES AND BUY A BIG BUNNY HOUSE ON BIG BUNNY LAND FOR BIG BUNNY COMMUNAL LIVING AND GARDENING. DESPITE HAVING NOTHING I THINK I HAVE REALLY GOOD CREDIT AND WISH I COULD RUN THE BIG BUNNY BOARDING HOUSE, FUNDED BY LODGERS AND THE NIGHT BUS.
I REALLY WANT SOMEWHERE TO MOVE.
I TOTALLY FORGOT WHAT I WAS GONNA WRITE.

posted by ethylene 10 April | 15:33

*hands spool o' floss to specklet*

CITRUSFREAK, WHAT'D I TELL YOU!!! DONT MAKE ME COME UP THERE YOU SMELLY BOY... YOU OUGHTA BLOODY GRATEFUL YOU ARENT ONE OF MY COACHING CLIENTS COS FROM THE SOUND OF IT YOU'D BE GETTING HAGGLED, HOUNDED AND HEADSMACKED ON A DAILY BASIS!!

GRRRR. I AM SO FACKIN SICK OF THIS SHIT!!!!

posted by lonefrontranger 10 April | 15:36

LFR: I COULD USE SOME GOOD PRODDING TO GET UP OFF MY ASS AND GO TO CLASS SOMETIMES.

posted by CitrusFreak12 10 April | 15:40

TO BE OR NOT TO BE... BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ MY KINGDOM FOR A SPARE BE(E)

ETH THERE'S TWELVE ACRES AND A FARMHOUSE RIGHT UP THE STREET FROM ME THAT JUST WENT ON THE MARKET. I COULD BUY A GENTLY USED PEDICAB FROM MY LI'L BUDDY FRYE AND BE YOUR ENVIRONMENTALLY SOUND HUMAN POWERED NIGHT BUS DRIVER!!!

posted by lonefrontranger 10 April | 15:40

SPECK THATS A GOOD POINT THAT I MISSED EARLIER. NEXT TIME I WILL TELL MYSELF TO GET OVER IT. I WILL FIND A HAT SOMEHOW AND I WILL PUT IT ON AND GO TO CLASS. BAH.

posted by CitrusFreak12 10 April | 15:45

I HAVEN'T FOLLOWED THE NIGHT BUS AS CLOSELY AS SOME BUT I ALWAYS PICTURE THE DRIVER AS JONMC.

posted by drezdn 10 April | 15:52

THEN HOW COULD HE DRINK?
IF I COULD AFFORD A HOUSE WITHOUT A HUD THINGS OR SOMETHING, I'D DO IT.
EVERYONE LOOK FOR THE BIGGEST BEST RUN DOWN HOUSE YOU CAN FIND AND LET'S SEE IF WE COULD HAVE A BUNNY REALESTATE POOL.
SPECIAL DISPENSATIONS AND CURIOUS FEATURES A PLUS. HEY, I'M A MINORITY FEMALE, YOU NEVER KNOW.
COTTAGE INDUSTRY IN THE BACK, WE CAN MAKE FANCY STATIONARY AND HOUSEWARES, BABY CLOTHES AND LIGHT ARMOR. ICONOMY, DID YOU GET THE KILN?

posted by ethylene 10 April | 16:00

A RESIDENT CAT WOULD BE NICE BUT WE COULD TAKE PASENGERS. MAYBE GET A BIODIESEL BUS SO WE COULD RUN ON DONATIONS AND SMELL LIKE FRENCH FRIES.

posted by ethylene 10 April | 16:02

MY HAIR WAS STATICKY ALL FREAKIN' DAY AND IT'S NEVER STATICKY. WHY OH WHY OH WHY?? AND I DIDN'T HAVE AN ELASTIC TO PULL MY HAIR BACK! I NORMALLY KEEP A FEW IN MY MAKE-UP BAG JUST IN CASE BUT I NEGLECTED TO REPLACE THE ONES I USED PREVIOUSLY SO I CAME UP EMPTY TODAY. GRR. I CHANGED OUT OF MY CASHMERE SWEATER WHEN I GOT HOME AFTER WORK TODAY AND HEARD THE CRACKLE OF STATIC SO NOW I KNOW WHY - BUT THEN AGAIN, IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME I'VE WORN IT SO WHY TODAY? UGH.

P.S. WHAT'S THE NIGHT BUS?

posted by phoenixc 10 April | 17:16

IT'S AN ALL NIGHT FULL SERVICE DELIVERY SERVICE HOUSED IN A DOUBLE DECKER BUS WITH A ROTATING MENU OF SPECIALS.

TONIGHT THERE IS A SPRING MENU WITH LIGHTLY STEWED CHOICE YOUNG EGGPLANT, MUSHROOMS AND TOMATOES IN SPICES WITH BASMATI RICE AND A HOT PEPPER SALAD.
ALSO AVAILABLE IS THE FILET MIGNON SANDWICH ON GARLIC BREAD.
DRINK SPECIALS ON ALL HARD LIQUOR AND RED WINES, AND A FREE BOX OF DING DONGS WITH ALL WEED PURCHASES.

posted by ethylene 10 April | 17:27

CHECK OUT THE PEPPER SALAD. IT'S CRUNCHY AND COLORFUL.
≡ Click to see image ≡
ALSO YOU CAN SWAP YOUR LEFTOVER FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S LEFTOVERS AND HITCH RIDES.

posted by ethylene 10 April | 17:29

GODDAMMIT MY SKIN IS SERIOUSLY DRY TODAY AND IT ITCHES AND IT IS DRIVING ME SLOOOOOOWLY INSANE.

posted by divka 10 April | 17:39

IN THAT CASE, I'D LIKE A BIG, JUICY RED STEAK COOKED MEDIUM-RARE PLEASE BECAUSE I'M STARVING AND WHEN I'M THIS HUNGRY I NEED RED MEAT AND LOTS OF IT PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

posted by phoenixc 10 April | 17:40

You had me craving a steak but now i am happy to have had the eggplant. So spicy good.
MY SINK WILL NOT DRAIN AND I AM DISGUSTED.

posted by ethylene 10 April | 18:06

LEMON JUICE + OPEN BLISTER = BAD BAD VERY BAD.
I AM OUT OF BANDAIDS.

posted by ethylene 10 April | 18:14

DISPOSAL UNTIL= DISPOSAL UNIT i think, i just saw that

posted by ethylene 10 April | 22:30

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