I like Orbital, the Streets bore me, and I LOVE this. Thanks, econous! (And, welcome!)

This was fun - but I think I'll continue spelling "phoenix" p-h-o-e-n-i-x, if that's alright with y'all. ;)

Ver-r-r-ry interesting; thought-provoking, yet fun.

Loved the ONE rhyming couplet...
Thou shalt not judge a book by it’s cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.

Got a little distracted by some seeming contradictions and inconsistancies...
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
but what does he mean by...
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain.
but then...
The Beatles - Were just a band...
The Clash - Just a band.
but then...
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
If improv comic actors are so much more worthy of praise than pop music stars... MAYBE COLIN MOCHRIE REALLY IS GOD.

Still, some of these really should be Commandments...

Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants. Use it to get into their heads.

Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you're done just because you’ve finished your shitty little poem or song you self-righteous prick.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English speaking countries.

(All the words are here)

Can I spell it Feeniks?

Alright, but only you may, wendell.

excellanty

Thanks for the welcome BoringPostcards.

Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim. Occasional opportunist insurance claim padding is, I think, expected. Kinda like taking the toiletries, carpeting and soft furnishing from hotel rooms.

Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile… Some people are just nice. This is my favorite line, as a male over 30 I feel unable to even smile at a child. So they get an ironic sneer instead.

Nice!

I loved it already last week. ;) Yeay! I got to snark! Weeee!