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09 April 2007

Deep-fried balls of butter. As Serious Eats said, Paula Dean is trying to kill us.
My aunt once made us this desert where she fried Krispy Kreme donuts in butter, and served them with ice cream. DELICIOUS.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 09 April | 14:03
See, double-fried donuts is one thing. This is literally battered and deep-fried fat, with a little cream cheese-based fat added in.

I imagine she has a savory version blended with lard.
posted by me3dia 09 April | 14:07
Sounds kinda good......
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 09 April | 14:11
I love fatty foods but this doesn't sound appealing at all IMO. Does it sound good to anyone else? Is it just me?

TPS: Now that sounds awesome! I love KK!
posted by LunaticFringe 09 April | 14:12
It's gotta be a garnish - like, butter plus? Serve yer butter balls with crusty bread? Something? You can't just EAT that. Ew ew ew ew ew.
posted by rainbaby 09 April | 14:13
I lurve Paula Deen.

I can just picture her demonstrating this. "Today we're gonna make beer-batter butter. First your take the the stick of butter, then you put the butter in the batter and fry him up in the lard..." Pips had an idea for a parody of her sons' show where they travel across the country getting fatter and fatter until they look like a pair of soul-patch'd oompa-loompas.
posted by jonmc 09 April | 14:22
jonmc, I think you guys and us guys need to get together and eat these.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 09 April | 14:34
hurf durf
posted by JanetLand 09 April | 14:35
I think Deep-fried Balls of Butter! would make a great curse.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 09 April | 14:36
Oh yum. When we lived in the south we used to joke about deep-fried lard delicacy all the time, but this is so much better because it's butter! I mean, really, it's like butter-enhanced jalapeno poppers without all those unnecessary peppers!

And of course you don't just eat the deep-fried butter! You need jam or cinnamon sugar or pepper jelly to go with.
posted by crush-onastick 09 April | 14:37
A friend of mine had a recipe for deep fried sugar coated lard balls in the paper. It was a joke under his little old lady pseudomyn, but people apparently didn't think it was a joke and called in with lots of flying fat, near fire complaints.
posted by ethylene 09 April | 14:42
I was just talking to my husband about Paula Dean yesterday. I just emailed him the recipe.

Did any of you ever try deep fried Oreos? I fixed these for my son a couple of years ago. They were incredible. VERY filling. VERY.

Even HE could only eat four or so.
posted by bunnyfire 09 April | 14:44
My sisters used to get in trouble for snacking on sticks of butter when they were little. They'd just peel the paper and eat them like a banana. (Of course one of them also used to peel and eat the wallpaper. Not even snozzberry wallpaper. Just the regular kind.)
posted by jrossi4r 09 April | 14:45
I see it says in the episode guide "and an audience request, fried butter"--so I wonder if folks who make fun (even good-naturedly) of Paula's fried-fried cuisine requested it, in the vein of "I bet Paula even has a recipe for friend butter!"

I do think they sound good, but I can't imagine eating more than one or two and you'd definitely need garnish.
posted by crush-onastick 09 April | 14:51

Did any of you ever try deep fried Oreos?

numerous times. deep fried mars bars and twinkies, too.
posted by jonmc 09 April | 15:01
I've made deep fried oreos. Delish, but too much effort unless you have a big room full of people because they're too dang rich.

Deep fried butter is the panacea: to cook fat in fat. Up to that point, deep fried ice cream is about as close as we've gotten.
posted by plinth 09 April | 15:05
I'd like to try one of those deep fried butter balls; sounds good. I'd need to be hooked up to a heart monitor while I eat it but I'd still eat it.
posted by hojoki 09 April | 15:18
oooo dear GOD! that's a sick sick turn! I am against it! You can't fry up fats in fats, that's a formula for some sort of reality tear wormhole action!
posted by Mrs.Pants 09 April | 15:54
Paula Deen's sons do a little bus tour around Savannah sometimes and they showed a clip of one on Food Network. Someone asked them what Paula's favorite dessert was and the cuter one said "sour cream, fried in shortning, with melted butter on top"-clearly making fun of his mom's love for fat.

I'll be going up next month to eat at her restaurant-I can't wait :)
posted by HollyGoheavy 09 April | 15:56
Sure you can, Mrs. Pants, what about fried mozzerella sticks?

That said, I think balls of fried butter are really really gross.
posted by Specklet 09 April | 15:56
I've been known to fry damn near anything (by the way, Chicagoans: a Sunday Fryday at Chez Daly will be announced shortly-- check your calendars!), but this sounds a bit beyond the pale even for me. Blech.
posted by eamondaly 09 April | 16:32
Do you eat them or just inject them into your coronary arteries to save time?
posted by George_Spiggott 09 April | 16:51
I just showed my friend Naz the recipe, and he had a goatse-like reaction.
posted by me3dia 09 April | 17:08
The best part is "Drain on paper towels." I mean, why? To drain off excess fat?!!??
posted by theora55 09 April | 17:30
Wow. That's not even junk food. It's anti-food. This can only mean that we are mere days away from the sugar-coated lard stick in caramel-pecan glaze.

Y'know, I spent a fair amount of my twenties livin' la vida mota; a good, nutitious breakfast would be a Dolly Madison carrot cake (for the veggie content), and lunch & dinner would come from a bag. But even in the depths of my wake-and-bake lifestyle, I don't think I would have touched a deep-fried butter ball.
posted by bmarkey 09 April | 18:11
I can't help but wonder: if this recipe had been called fried boursin, would it have caused such outrage? Such uproar?

Because that's basically what this is. All boursin is is half butter, half cream cheese, some herbs, and some garlic. I've certainly eaten a few breaded stuffed olive-oil-drizzled portobello mushrooms run under the broiler with boursin that are easily as fatty...and very, very tasty.
posted by Miko 09 April | 19:06
Well, I think the difference here is that with Deen's recipe, there's nothing other than breading and butter/cheese. The garlic and herbs in the boursin would make a difference, and the mushroom is going to add some flavor and some texture. It's not just biting into a hot ball of fat. They're similar dishes, yes, but not equivalent.
posted by bmarkey 09 April | 19:19
I think I might prepare some of these and keep them in the feezer for a while. It'll be interesting to see how long it takes for me to get drunk enough to make and eat them.
posted by youngergirl44 09 April | 20:48
I would totally make them, but I don't have a deep fryer.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 09 April | 21:14
It's not just biting into a hot ball of fat.

No. But I've also eaten boursin right off the spoon. Another analogue is fried cheesecake; very popular. Sure, there might be some sugar or some garlic in these other concoctions, but the flavor of good pure butter is pretty awesome. Just saying: don't knock it 'til you've tried it. People being what they are, and showing a predictable and consistent preference for fatty salty foods, chances are most folks would enjoy one. Or two.
posted by Miko 09 April | 22:02
Also, I tresure the last step in the recipe:

Drain on paper towels before serving.


Because heaven forfend they should be too greasy!
posted by Miko 09 April | 22:06
the flavor of good pure butter is pretty awesome.


Oh, absolutely. And I'm not trying to set myself up as some paragon of non-artery-clogging snackery, because that would be a lie.

There's just something about deep-fried fat that squicks me. I have the same aversion to the fried mozzarella sticks that people love so. I love fried food, and I love butter and cheese, but the idea of combining them in that way makes me a wee bit oogy.
posted by bmarkey 09 April | 22:18
I knew a girl in college (who used to run marathons and stuff, so she could get away with this -- she was rail-thin) who was never happier than when she was lazing in front of MTV with a jar of Hellmann's mayonnaise and a spoon. Damnedest thing I ever saw.

I like battered deep-fried chunks of sharp cheddar cheese with a little ranch dressing -- especially if that batter has some pepper in it. Damn, my mouth's watering just thinking of it! And here I am, with nothing in sight but healthy snacks like dried fruit...sigh. I need to look for a used tabletop fryer at the thrift store.
posted by PaxDigita 10 April | 08:51
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