Cold avoidance program. Must. Not. Get. Sick!!→[More:]
A friend/housemate brought home a cold a few days ago.
I rarely if ever sick, but yesterday I felt like shit all day and couldn't figure out why, and then last night I felt it actually festering and growing worse.
I have a secret nuclear warhead of an anti-cold device I use in situations like these.
Raw garlic. Vitamin C. Zinc. Water. Sleep. Repeat.
I'm out of Emergen-C, but thankfully the local ghettomart actually has real OJ and grape juice instead of only "juice cocktail" or worse, "punch".
Last night's attack involved half a head of rather spicy garlic, a quart and a half of OJ, two pints of grape juice and plenty of water.
I washed the garlic down with small chunks of medium chedder. The fat in the cheese helps keep the burn of the garlic down, and despite what they say about dairy and colds, with that much garlic going on it really doesn't make any difference whatsoever.
So far it seems to be working. I saw him sometime last night and it's like someone beat the shit out of him with a bag of sick, so I must not be doing too bad.