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02 April 2007

What is your title of choice?

post by: theora55 at: 14:27 | 16 comments

Cupcake Maven, of course.

posted by matildaben 02 April | 14:29

I wanted to be Minister of Fun, but now I'm considering Director of Getting Damn Kids Off Lawns.

posted by theora55 02 April | 14:29

The Grand Duchess of Whuffles.

posted by Specklet 02 April | 14:31

Bagman.

posted by Divine_Wino 02 April | 14:54

Doctor of Debauchery, if you please.

posted by WolfDaddy 02 April | 14:55

Either Space Cowboy or Gangster of Love, depending.

posted by jrossi4r 02 April | 14:57

Oh, also Dinosaurus in Chief.

posted by Divine_Wino 02 April | 15:07

"Naked for Justice"--is it a title if it follows the name or just an honorific? Is there a difference?

posted by crush-onastick 02 April | 15:31

During my freshman year of college I was known as The Duchess of Fredericksburg.

posted by JanetLand 02 April | 15:38

Swami of Slackers

posted by deborah 02 April | 15:40

The One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater.

posted by hojoki 02 April | 16:04

Norton II, by Grace of God Emperor of These United States and Protector of Mexico. For brevity’s sake, you may address me as either Your Most Serene Highness or El Supremo.

posted by bmarkey 02 April | 18:49

King of Inertia

posted by rob511 02 April | 19:06

Titles I'd like?
Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla.
The Central Scrutinizer.
Sultan of Swing.

Something more accurate?
Under-assistant West Coast Promotions Man.

Or, more likely and pace theora55, Deputy Assistant Director of Getting Damn Kids Off Lawns.

posted by GeckoDundee 02 April | 23:33

Since I started volunteering here, I joke that my new Lakota name is "Mud-Marches with Mutts."

posted by PaxDigita 03 April | 06:58

Sex God.

posted by jonmc 03 April | 07:11

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