This is a neighbor rant. →[More:]OK, so I know many of you have worse stories than this and I should be grateful that this is all I have to complain about. But still.

NEIGHBOR AT #25, PLEASE STOP THROWING YOUR SHIT OVER THE BANK ONTO THE CONSERVATION LAND THAT LIES BETWEEN YOU AND ME. PUT YOUR OLD SECTIONS OF FENCE, YOUR LARGE APPLIANCE BOXES, YOUR DISCARDED PLASTIC GARBAGE CANS, ETC. ETC. AT THE CURB FOR PICKUP WHERE THEY BELONG! I ASKED YOU TO STOP THE LAST TIME WHEN I CAUGHT YOU AND YOUR ELEMENTARY-AGE KID IN THE ACT OF TOSSING A FENCE. APPARENTLY IT DID NOT TAKE. PLEASE STOP!

AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, SECURE YOUR TRASH BETTER SO THAT IT DOES NOT DRIFT DOWN ONTO MY PROPERTY! I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THAT YOU GET CHRISTMAS CARDS THAT SOMEONE MADE ON THEIR COMPUTER, THAT YOU HAVE THE SAME BANK AS ME, OR THAT YOU GET CELTIC JEWELRY CATALOGS.

IN CLOSING, I AM GLAD THAT EIDETEKER AGREES WITH ME AND STANDS WITH ME IN THIS MATTER! ;-)