I'm kind of looking forward to the apocalypse myself. I'll put on a hockey mask and a loincloth and drive around in an abandoned MTA bus like those Road Warrior dudes. It'll be fun.

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Solar Activity Forecast: Solar activity is expected to be very low.

Geophysical Activity Forecast: The geomagnetic field is expected to be unsettled to active for April 2 & 3. Periods of minor storming remain possible. On April 4 the geomagnetic field is expected to return to quiet conditions as the recurrent coronal hole rotates out of its geoeffective position.

Entropy is your friend.
Think universally, party locally.
If things get that bad, just steal what you need.
If I ever need a gun, they will be lying on the ground, free for the taking (out of someone else's cold, dead hands).
The planetary nova is near.
The number of universes is infinite, the number of possible combinations of quantum compositions is finite. Think about it. Actually you already have, many times.
No matter what happens, man will always possess the technology to make beer.

A corollary to "The number of universes is infinite..." is:

Somewhere, out there, you did the right thing.
More often, though, you fucked up royally.

i bet i'll really have to stock up on moisturizer.
i should invest in more microfiber clothes and good backpacks. And the fastest way to the best stocked drugstores.
And better boots.

Another corollary:

In all universes, George W. Bush is always an idiot.
In most of them, he lost.

Now that you got me started...

Intelligent design is one thing.
A failed experiment in Microuniverses 101 is quite another.

In 100,000 years, the next glacier will come and set everything to rights again.

Damn, I like how you think, Miko.