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01 April 2007

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post by: Eideteker at: 02:55 | 7 comments

Are you Drunk?

posted by seanyboy 01 April | 03:01

With a capital D? I must be, to be posting all these threads with other people.

My theory is this:

I'm not drunk. I'm in withdrawal. I'm in withdrawal so bad that I've got the shakes. But not just any shakes. These shakes are so severe that I'm actually quantum tunnelling, selectively, to where other metachatters are. It's like my body is seeking out mini-meetups in some desperate drive to get ridiculously unhealthy amounts of alcohol, and fast.

posted by Eideteker 01 April | 03:11

Try an alcohol colonic to ease the withdrawal experience.
And remember the butter.

posted by hojoki 01 April | 04:16

Confused.
Clipboard says: Hyperbole

posted by econous 01 April | 04:20

'cause you know, pancakes are really good. Lots of pancakes. Mmmmmm.

posted by elizard 01 April | 05:35

APRILS FOOLS (NOT DRUNKIST).

posted by mullacc 01 April | 05:59

Right ....

posted by stilicho 01 April | 10:31

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