A library benefit honoring the letter F? →[More:]It makes me think of the Alphabet Song from Forbidden Zone. Since i couldn't find it, i posted that.
If they really wanted to raise money, i say they make it an adult affair for fucking fiends and furry friends. Wonder what people will be dressed as, because everything i think of is dirty! or ph.

Will it be full of fucking fairies or festering feebles? i don't wanna go but i wanna come up with a good costume idea for someone else.
Something "fancy".